Go and get wrecked tonight, my babies

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Have you ever been to the nba sub and seen how fucking gay “normal” 20 year olds are now? I don’t even hate kikes as much as I hate the faggots they trick.

I see a lot of them dicksuck for LeBron. Who’s a glass jointed crybaby. Lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It’d be a trivial amount, atalker

A 3 month license suspension, $500 fine and 1 year probation is nothing, little one. It’s a trivial punishment for getting Drunk for the Bucks, child.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I see a lot of them dicksuck for LeBron. Who’s a glass jointed crybaby. Lol

Patrice was so right when he talked about him being one of the corniest niggas ever. And oh boy did jews do a number on sports fans. making them hate their own white skin and adore women in masculine roles and niggers dominating them. My hat remains tipped to you good sir.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I just like sports. Definitely not a LeBron fan. Lol.
Also opposed to biological men competing in women’s sports. :-) I’m in Louisiana, men compete against men here.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My babies? This is a man with zero friends and his own wife won’t even hang out with him. Never gave a shit about the bucks but now he’s all in like a trash bandwagon fan. Knowing him he won’t call an Uber because he needs to let everyone know he drives a mustang and that makes him cool.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

My babies? This is a man with zero friends and his own wife won’t even hang out with him. Never gave a shit about the bucks but now he’s all in like a trash bandwagon fan. Knowing him he won’t call an Uber because he needs to let everyone know he drives a mustang and that makes him cool.

He’s probably riding his poof bike

 

[FurBurger]

Good ol' Fatrick.

Faced with the choice between hardworking immigrant businessfolk building intergenerational wealth through the sweat of their brow, and a nightmarish, anti-union no-healthcare minimum-wage anti-government licence-flaunting offshore tax haven run Dotcom that uses Vegas gambling techniques to keep their employees contractors at work long after it makes sense for them to do so; he chooses "Lyft" over "Taxi".

Sure, Patrick claims to have beliefs that he'll loudly berate others for not sharing, but they fall by the wayside if a company has a cool name. (It's got a "Y" instead of an "I"! Just like the cool aliens in his fan fic!)

 

[Will Tate]

 

[garbageman2244]

Good ol' Fatrick.

Faced with the choice between hardworking immigrant businessfolk building intergenerational wealth through the sweat of their brow, and a nightmarish, anti-union no-healthcare minimum-wage anti-government licence-flaunting offshore tax haven run Dotcom that uses Vegas gambling techniques to keep their employees contractors at work long after it makes sense for them to do so; he chooses "Lyft" over "Taxi".

Sure, Patrick claims to have beliefs that he'll loudly berate others for not sharing, but they fall by the wayside if a company has a cool name. (It's got a "Y" instead of an "I"! Just like the cool aliens in his fan fic!)

This is so well put. Fat is so much the epitome of the modern democratic party (despite being a "conservative," child) that he can't help but give a shout out to an anti-labor company that just so happened to position themselves as the "good guys" vs. Uber because they're all about trans rights or whatever the fuck. He's a fat asshole and I hate him

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He actually mentioned his basketball fandom a few years ago. He said he didn't like it and called the players "tree people". I'm sure someone has the screenshot.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Really hope he gets nailed for drunk driving

But Pat told everyone else to call a lyft? Wouldn't it be hypocritical if he drove drunk?

 

[guest]

[SIZE=26px]EWW. [/SIZE][SIZE=15px]From now on Pat you are my baby.[/SIZE]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Have fun my babies, and remember your poop knives to cut the string cheese shits from your assholes.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Tree People sounds like a racial slur to me… seems it’s time we turned this tweet over to mouth breathing Antifa members.

 

[FurBurger]

Tree People sounds like a racial slur to me… seems it’s time we turned this tweet over to mouth breathing Antifa members.

It has a lot of "Strange Fruit" / "Tree dwelling monkey" vibes to me.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It has a lot of "Strange Fruit" / "Tree dwelling monkey" vibes to me.

Billie Hollandaise

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He totally drank all evening and highfived strangers. Man....Pat really soaked up that glory while trying to forget that there is a daughter he has never met out there in the world. Pat you are a shitty person no matter how many sports parades there are. I hope you had a blast trying to forget that you will always be a shitty father regardless of what the internet says.

 

[Raymond]

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The Blappy Rickles bit has to stay.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I just like sports. Definitely not a LeBron fan. Lol.
Also opposed to biological men competing in women’s sports. :-) I’m in Louisiana, men compete against men here.

You Louisiana man, women in sports is for the north

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Pat lacks the mental capacity to drive after a couple shandies... but I sincerely hope he tries, hopefully on his pedoped so he can't do much damage to others