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Gladiator 1 was shit

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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FamilyDollar said:
Nana considers Gladiator to be one of the few "perfect movies".
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I didn't hate it, but I certainly didn't think it was Oscar worthy and in fact I think it's simply NAHT GOOD
They promised an invasion of friendly forces that never happened. Then Comodus was a snake all his life but decides to " honorably" fight Maximus at the last minute albeit poisoning him. He could have just cut off his head and no one would have said shit.
 
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TomFromNawlins said:
It’s a good movie. Stop it with the faggy contrarianism.
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It's good but not great. The action sequences are terrible. Constant cutting away and changing camera angles ten times every second. The awful slow motion sequences especially in the opening battle. The faggy 80s lines like "sometimes the frost makes the blades stick" and corny jokes during life and death fights. The gladiators in the chariot fight are literally standing around doing nothing in the background for long stretches. One chariot has a giant compressed air canister visible. The political dialog is written for the lowest common denominator level idiots.

It's just a high budget action film with awful dialog and corny fights. Last Samurai is a better film and tells a similar story (though it is filled with tired cliches and lots of unnecessary scenes as well).
 
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Jims_Maroon_Pants said:
I didn't hate it, but I certainly didn't think it was Oscar worthy and in fact I think it's simply NAHT GOOD
They promised an invasion of friendly forces that never happened. Then Comodus was a snake all his life but decides to " honorably" fight Maximus at the last minute albeit poisoning him. He could have just cut off his head and no one would have said shit.
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Thoughts on Alexander (2004)? Besides the obvious gay relationship screen time, of course. I still enjoy the very long Director's cut or whatever.
 
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Hahahaha nobody is going to see this. Nobody under 40 remembers Gladiator, gives a shit for a sequel two decades later, or goes to the movies unless it’s Marvel or Pixar. This’ll be on HBO Max for Christmas Day streaming.
 
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RedHeadpw2 said:
Thoughts on Alexander (2004)? Besides the obvious gay relationship screen time, of course. I still enjoy the very long Director's cut or whatever.
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I didn't see it. I can't watch the gay shit lies every time ancient Greece is brought up.
There's no proof Greece was tolerant of the fag life style I'm fact there is proof of the fags being considered less than.
There are so many different words for friendship love and sex in Greece that the meaning got muddied. A few modern fags ran with it and pretended ancient Greece was a fag utopia.
Sure there is pottery with fag porn on it, but that's like 3,000 years from now, future archeologists find Jim's prescription for prep and determine all of America were shit dicks
 
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RedHeadpw2 said:
It had Germans that weren't portrayed as evil. Gotta give Ridley credit for that. Also, two old legends finished their carees with it.
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It was historically inaccurate af, but you le amerimutts only yap when (((they))) nig it up on a blatant level to bait you.

They literally used Zulu war chants for your beloved Germans.

 
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SensibleKeks said:
I actually enjoyed the movie in the theater. When Russell Crowe's character shouted, "Are you not entertained?!".

Someone shot back, "I sure am!" That gave me a good chuckle.
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I would've said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLE, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING MOTION PICTURE AND YOU'RE FUCKING RUINING IT. FUCK IT. IT'S ALREADY RUINED. IT'S LIKE THE CLIMAX OF THE MOTION PICTURE AND YOU GOTTA FUCK IT UP CHIMIMG IN? FUCK YOU! THE WHOLE THING'S FUCKED. GREAT FUCKING JOB YOU STUPID FUCKING PRICK PIECE OF SHIT. YOU PROBABLY FUCK KIDS. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER ROTS IN HELL YOU DUMB FUCK. FUCK YOU. KILL YOURSELF. I WANT YOU TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO WATCH YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT HERE IN THIS MOTION PICTURE THEATER. I WANT TO WATCH YOUR SOUL LEAVE YOUR BODY. I WANT YOUR FAMILY TO STARVE WITHOUT YOU. NOW I GOT PEOPLE TELLING ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE OF YOU. BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO OPEN YOUR FUCKING COCKSUCKING MOUTH WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING QUIP. I'M FUCKING LEAVING. I'M GOING THE FUCK HOME." or something like that.
 
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It was historically inaccurate af, but you le amerimutts only yap when (((they))) nig it up on a blatant level to bait you.

They literally used Zulu war chants for your beloved Germans.

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Of course there were a ton if inaccuracies. I doubt Ridley made the decision to use that particular audio. Don't really care. 'Beloved Germans' is correct. Unjustly smeared almost non-stop by the scum of the earth for a full century.
 
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