Give me some milquetoast edgy opinions that you have (a la John and Jeff)

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Is gambling addiction real? If stopping it cold turkey doesn’t give you seizures then I don’t know, doesn’t seem real. Just dont click the “Place Bet” button, stupid

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Who pays for groceries with cash anymore?

haha I just did this a few days ago

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Who pays for groceries with cash anymore?

It’s always wholesome to be stuck behind the old people at the self checkout that are sliding bills one by one into the machine

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

haha I just did this a few days ago

Rack up some points on your credit card, Phills. I just carry cash for tips at bars.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

We're two guys who think sci-fi writers CAN be masculine.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Yeah it's bullshit. I used to be all in wit da chicken pizziola and it's gone.

All in with the chicken pizziola. I was told by a former friend who used to work at a Subway that I could still order it as an “off menu” item. That turned out not to be the case and I looked like a fool.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

All in with the chicken pizziola. I was told by a former friend who used to work at a Subway that I could still order it as an “off menu” item. That turned out not to be the case and I looked like a fool.

Is that why he became a “former friend?”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

All in with the chicken pizziola. I was told by a former friend who used to work at a Subway that I could still order it as an “off menu” item. That turned out not to be the case and I looked like a fool.

I used to get banana split blizzards as an off menu item at DQ and they won't do it anymore either. The whole world is fucking gay.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Is that why he became a “former friend?”

Actually was a dumb broad. I hope @Rutherford_b_Blaze mistakes her for a lesbian someday.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

All in with the chicken pizziola. I was told by a former friend who used to work at a Subway that I could still order it as an “off menu” item. That turned out not to be the case and I looked like a fool.

He motherfucked you. I bet your face was red.

 

[PickleRickle]

I used to get banana split blizzards as an off menu item at DQ and they won't do it anymore either. The whole world is fucking gay.

The restraint it must have took to not pull a Falling Down the first time some whore denied you. I never got into the off menu item business, i've heard some stories.

 

[HeyItsVos]

He motherfucked you. I bet your face was red.

Leave it alone *sniff*

 

[Uncle Floyd]

All in with the chicken pizziola. I was told by a former friend who used to work at a Subway that I could still order it as an “off menu” item. That turned out not to be the case and I looked like a fool.

What a scuuuuuuumbag!

(we need a seething Jimmy emote)

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

:

I operate a grocery store and I’m one guy who thinks you’re a faggot if you slap your cash on the till rather than handing it to the cashier

: Enough about the till

 

[Africa.com]

I think the age for the entering the military and doing porn should be raised to 21. Drinking should be 18 and voting should be 25.

Only land owner men should vote while we're at it

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I'm one guy who thinks that slow people should be made to walk single file.

Think that might have actually been a J&J take...

 

[DMAN]

Who pays for groceries with cash anymore?

Complete Faggots over 40 who think they are being rebellious freedom fighters and "won't go quietly" into the digital currency night.

In other words, Boomer Retards.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Complete Faggots over 40 who think they are being rebellious freedom fighters and "won't go quietly" into the digital currency night.

In other words, Boomer Retards.

I like them because not all of that cash necessarily needs to be rung through the till and reported

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I like them because not all of that cash necessarily needs to be rung through the till and reported

ENOUGH ABOUT THE TILL!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm two guys that think them Injuns shoulda fought harder.