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I think the age for the entering the military and doing porn should be raised to 21. Drinking should be 18 and voting should be 25.
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Give me some milquetoast edgy opinions that you have (a la John and Jeff)
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I actually agree with the “any woman who keeps her last name when she gets married is HIGH MAIN-TA-NENCE” stance. They had a lot of decent opinions. I have the list right here.
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Lists make good radio.
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I loffed pretty hard when Norton yells, “thanks for specifying that you have the list! I was wondering where it was. Do you have it, does he have it? Is it on the wall? SHUT UP!”
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We're two guys who think a 6 year old child should not be sold into marriage to a 45 year old muslim guy.
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I operate a grocery store and I’m one guy who thinks you’re a faggot if you slap your cash on the till rather than handing it to the cashier
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Who pays for groceries with cash anymore?
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If the lowest automatic tip amount on the bank machine in your restaurant is 10%, I tip 20, if its 15, I tip 15, if its 20, I don't tip with the machine and leave pocket change if I find some.
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CASH!
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More than you’d think. Lots of seniors, and we also have lots of high school kids who come in on lunch break with change and small bills
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We’re two guys who think tipping… has gotten out of hand!
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Last time I got Subway it asked if I wanted to leave a tip. How about no? Do your job, stupid. Last time I tried getting an egg sub in the morning the old lady said it would take 20 minutes for her to clean and heat up the oven. I’m sorry, aren’t you supposed to be open right now? Unlike the toaster, I’m fawkin heatin up ovah heah.
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No, tail end of being a middle aged white lady. Oddly confrontational and I didn’t care for her attitude.Was she of the, erm, African, persuasion?
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Only people like @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda will understand my pain, but Subway in Canada has "Canadianized" it's menu in recent years, making all the sandwiches there completely inedible. The BMT no longer exists in this fucking nightmare I came back to last year. Can't get a fucking BMT. What the fuck am I supposed to do at Subway now? Put ciabatta on my dick and shove it in a sandwich press?
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They’re pushing all sorts of specialty subs down here. I’m assuming they’re expensive. I just like the egg subs because they’re less than $7 and you can put as much toppings on as you want.
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Yeah it's bullshit. I used to be all in wit da chicken pizziola and it's gone. Every time I go into subway everyone is ordering either steak and cheese or assorted. They've even got rid of some of the sauces.