Genuine Question: if Pat died tomorrow would you go to his memorial service / funeral / wake?

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I'd rather go to fuckin Beirut or something than Milwaukee on any occasion.

 

[Harry Powell]

I genuinely plan to go. Even if the forum dies, if I find out about his death, I will be there. I’ve spent almost 4 years now wrapped up in Patposting. Not going would be like leaving a movie in the middle of the 3rd act.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Let's hire a midget to show up and pretend to be his secret gay lover. Like in that movie.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I imagine that their broke asses will go the cremation route, and that burning tire smell will fill the sky for at least a week.

I can't think of anyone who would foot the bill for anything more than that.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

14 hours 22 minutes. If I leave by 4 am I’ll be up there in time to fuck Niki before Monday Meatloaf.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I can't think of anyone who would foot the bill for anything more than that.

They would need too find a bigger can to put his ashes in.

 

[Opesterino]

 

[starshipretard69]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

If it was 20 minutes away I would go

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I would go to Hooligans as long as I confirmed he was dead so that I wouldn't be neutralized on site, atalker.

Nikki will still kill you on sight

 

[Jenna]

Brotherman celebrate around the casket, drinking grapefruit shanties, screaming FRUNKIS at each other.

Meanwhile, in a shaded area of the cemetery hundreds of yards away, a mysterious figure snaps pictures with a binocular camera. Snap. Snap. Snap. The man lowers his binoculars and smirks. "Oopsie Doodles" he mutters to himself.

 

[Harry Powell]

Brotherman celebrate around the casket, drinking grapefruit shanties, screaming FRUNKIS at each other.

Meanwhile, in a shaded area of the cemetery hundreds of yards away, a mysterious figure snaps pictures with a binocular camera. Snap. Snap. Snap. The man lowers his binoculars and smirks. "Oopsie Doodles" he mutters to himself.

More engaging than anything Pat ever wrote.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I would fly over to the US and attend the funeral. At the end of the graveside service, I would express my gratitude for all the laughs by tossing fresh pepperoni in the grave.

 

[fusciasomething]

He's going to end up in potters field which makes me extremely happy.

 

[Harry Powell]

I would fly over to the US and attend the funeral. At the end of the graveside service, I would express my gratitude for all the laughs by tossing fresh pepperoni in the grave.

I mean there’s no way someone doesn’t put pepperonis all over his grave and upload pics at the least. It’s essentially 100% guaranteed unless the chinks nuke us or something.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I mean there’s no way someone doesn’t put pepperonis all over his grave and upload pics at the least. It’s essentially 100% guaranteed unless the chinks nuke us or something.

I'm gonna pour a Miller Lite for my dead homie