Genuine Question: if Pat died tomorrow would you go to his memorial service / funeral / wake?

[Harry Powell]

As long as it isn’t on a day that I have my kid I won’t miss it for the world.

Hopefully it makes him seethe and cope knowing we will outlive him and get the last word - the final correcTion to the record will be ours.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I would drive the 28 hours to get there. Get road head from my wife at least six times.

We would stop at Casa Montez in Joplin, MO because it's godawful taco buffet and about the right lead time to produce a massive shit on that fat faggots grave.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I would drive the 28 hours to get there. Get road head from my wife at least six times.

We would stop at Casa Montez in Joplin, MO because it's godawful taco buffet and about the right lead time to produce a massive shit on that fat faggots grave.

Save it to shit in his mouth, there should be a brothaman willing to pull Pat's fish lips apart to make it happen

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nah, I gotta cut the grass.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Gotta visit my biggest stlaker's grave just to make sure he's dead.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm sure Diana Orbani and Daniel Kurlan would leave messages on his obituary.

 

[Midian9876]

My hometown is Milwaukee, and while I try to avoid it as much as I can I can make an excuse to see this and some old friends up there. I would unironically go.

Probably be one of like 5 people to attend it. Hope oversized caskets go on sale for Nikki’s sake.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I can't say he's been a worthwhile adversary since he fails at everything he tries. It's a tough-one! Nikki does seem to glow in the presence of confident men or women, so a showing of brothermen would certainly cheer her up... & I'm sure one of us would fuck her (oof)

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I would go to Hooligans as long as I confirmed he was dead so that I wouldn't be neutralized on site, atalker.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Would attend a brothaman meetup sometime after at Hooligans to celebrate for sure.

 

[stealthygeek]

Absolutely. Gotta pay my respects.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I imagine that their broke asses will go the cremation route, and that burning tire smell will fill the sky for at least a week.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’d like to set up a big, obnoxious helicopter entrance for the Brothermen to drop in during the funeral and pay our respects.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Drive around the funeral home in circles with speaker on roof of car blasting "ding dong the witch is dead" unless could get a rascal to redo it as "ding dong bitch tits is dead"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If he even has a grave I will absolutely travel to place a framed signed "Best Wishes, Abe Vigoda" photo on it. Even though he didn't stay in school and he minded his mom and pop too much.

 

[EraGodless]

No.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What am I gonna do, pour out a McDonald's shake on the casket?

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

No, but I would leave a heart felt condolence in the online guest book.

 

[Phish]

I would do nothing different. I would go to work, log in the forum, and digitally dance on his fat fucking grave. Id miss his hot takes on twitter though.

 

[bovinebrain]

I would eat a ton of McDonald's the day before, walk into the wake, go right up to the casket and release a nasty explosive diarrhea right onto Rick's face all in front of his family. What's he gonna do, sue me?