Genuine olive branch/advice for Pat

[guest]

Never contacted you directly but enjoy mocking you on here as much as the next man. However, recently I got a window into what may be one of the driving forces behind what's making you miserable.

I'm not traditionally a big drinker but, for some reason (boredom, opportunity, the covid blues, whatever) I drank heavily for 10 nights in a row over the Christmas holiday period. I've got kids and would never drink more than the occasional beer at a barbecue in front of them, so I kept it until 9 or whenever they went to bed and then, nothing interesting (in fact pretty sad) I'd just put away the bourbons on the rocks while watching crap online. And it's OK in the moment. Switch off the old noggin and zone out. But the fucking hangovers. I'm a couple or years younger than you, Patrick, so I can't imagine you have it any better. After 2 or 3 days it wasn't a hangover anymore. It was just how you feel after drinking. Low energy, depressed, irritable. I caught myself snapping at my kids. My wife is cool and doesn't need to nag. She just gave me a look that said "you better fucking shape up and fast." I had enough of it even after a week and change.

It's funny how you immediately feel like a different person, even after a day. A few days later and you're good as new. I realise you don't have kids or a loving relationship to motivate you but I promise, you will feel so much better if you cut out the sauce. Just try it, Pat. Give it 3 days. This is a genuine offer of good will.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Counterpoint:

DRINK BLEACH YOU FAT FAGGOT​

That is all

 

[bovinebrain]

Alcohol and Twitter are a fast and easy way to fry your brain. That combination is why we have so many politics zombies like Rick nowadays.

I agree that you never feel happier than after a week/month after quitting alcohol. Give it a shot, Pig. For an added bonus, we won’t be able to call you fat anymore either!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

oh God, Sober Sanctimonious Pat would be one of the worst Pats to ever Pat.

I can see him now, lecturing heroin addicts on Twitter because "I'm an addict too. Been sober 23 days, child."

"That's. Why. You. Make. The. List. Of. People. You've. Wronged."

"Louder for the people in the back: your Higher Power has nothing to do with religion. It could be Kamala Harris if you want. Actually that's probably not a bad choice, full stop."

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It’s true. People that drink constantly are assholes and push everyone away from them. Outside of being 20 and dumb anyone at Fatso’s age who does this is a awful to deal with. Probably all of us have at least one in our own family let alone in the friends circle. No doubt some of us here are that annoying cunt. They think they're entertaining but at least partially ruin everything good by making everyone uncomfortable. I have to stay sober while I’m working (24hr standby duties) and as one of the older faggots here I feel much better than when I was trying to function off 2hrs sleep in my early 20s and doing longer hours and harder work to boot. It would change fatties life but he really has no skill set or anything to look forward to. I guess it’s great for our entertainment but he would completely destroy us if he stopped. It’s in his hands completely and it’s hard to feel sorry for such a disgusting man.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I think it's the natural state of men and women to have kids, because you need full-time work/duties coupled with raising them (plus a good shagging with the missus as often as possible) to actually feel like retiring at night without altering your mind. Nothing else really fills the void; television, video games, internet... I'm sorry, only alcohol or drugs makes those things tolerable. Even going to the gym (which most people don't do) isn't enough mental stimulation.

I recommend a couple of red wines with dinner if people insist on drinking. Low sugar and all that. Two standard drinks per day statistically doesn't negatively affect health at all. Spirits are just so nasty, and once you get the taste for something you really like, it's so addictive. I went through a phase of drinking Jameson's last Winter, and after a week or so I was just like, "wait, the fuck am I doing?" and I quit entirely for a month.

Beer at a barbecue is mandatory, ya ask me.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

oh God, Sober Sanctimonious Pat would be one of the worst Pats to ever Pat.

I can see him now, lecturing heroin addicts on Twitter because "I'm an addict too. Been sober 23 days, child."

"That's. Why. You. Make. The. List. Of. People. You've. Wronged."

"Louder for the people in the back: your Higher Power has nothing to do with religion. It could be Kamala Harris if you want. Actually that's probably not a bad choice, full stop."

Would pat make amends with the forums?

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can relate to this. I haven't drank in 30+ years but I remember once when I was 18, I had a couple of beers and went to a dark place. Like I just brooded and realize right then and there the grip this thing had on me. Thankfully I quit on the spot and made sure to spread the wisdom I gained that night with everyone I could since.

In all seriousness though, this is excellent advice for Patrick that he almost certainly won't take. I think you're mistaken to assume that alcohol is his biggest problem though. He'd be an utter cunt even if he was sober. His brain is fundamentally broken. I don't know if he's always been a complete asshole or he's made to be one through years of bullying and getting cucked by his first, better wife. Whatever the case though, he's had countless opportunities to realize how stupid he's been by engaging with us for all these years yet he continues to double down day after day.

If getting utterly humiliated by the Apostlegate saga and losing a $100K+ lawsuit wasn't enough to make him learn, nothing will be.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

oh God, Sober Sanctimonious Pat would be one of the worst Pats to ever Pat.

I can see him now, lecturing heroin addicts on Twitter because "I'm an addict too. Been sober 23 days, child."

"That's. Why. You. Make. The. List. Of. People. You've. Wronged."

"Louder for the people in the back: your Higher Power has nothing to do with religion. It could be Kamala Harris if you want. Actually that's probably not a bad choice, full stop."

He’d be a regular Dim Morton.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I think it's the natural state of men and women to have kids, because you need full-time work/duties coupled with raising them (plus a good shagging with the missus as often as possible) to actually feel like retiring at night without altering your mind. Nothing else really fills the void; television, video games, internet... I'm sorry, only alcohol or drugs makes those things tolerable. Even going to the gym (which most people don't do) isn't enough mental stimulation.

I recommend a couple of red wines with dinner if people insist on drinking. Low sugar and all that. Two standard drinks per day statistically doesn't negatively affect health at all. Spirits are just so nasty, and once you get the taste for something you really like, it's so addictive. I went through a phase of drinking Jameson's last Winter, and after a week or so I was just like, "wait, the fuck am I doing?" and I quit entirely for a month.

Beer at a barbecue is mandatory, ya ask me.

I never had kids and never had a drinking problem, but I smoked the fuck out of weed and cigarettes for twenty years. I was only able to quit both of them after I got a job that I liked and paid me well. Most of my friends who have kids quit smoking cigarettes more than a decade before me and would only smoke weed when they'd hang out with me. If Pat quit drinking today, he could become suicidal. If you don't have kids and/or you're not gainfully employed, what else is there to do with your time other than abusing substances?

 

[guest]

Never contacted you directly but enjoy mocking you on here as much as the next man. However, recently I got a window into what may be one of the driving forces behind what's making you miserable.

I'm not traditionally a big drinker but, for some reason (boredom, opportunity, the covid blues, whatever) I drank heavily for 10 nights in a row over the Christmas holiday period. I've got kids and would never drink more than the occasional beer at a barbecue in front of them, so I kept it until 9 or whenever they went to bed and then, nothing interesting (in fact pretty sad) I'd just put away the bourbons on the rocks while watching crap online. And it's OK in the moment. Switch off the old noggin and zone out. But the fucking hangovers. I'm a couple or years younger than you, Patrick, so I can't imagine you have it any better. After 2 or 3 days it wasn't a hangover anymore. It was just how you feel after drinking. Low energy, depressed, irritable. I caught myself snapping at my kids. My wife is cool and doesn't need to nag. She just gave me a look that said "you better fucking shape up and fast." I had enough of it even after a week and change.

It's funny how you immediately feel like a different person, even after a day. A few days later and you're good as new. I realise you don't have kids or a loving relationship to motivate you but I promise, you will feel so much better if you cut out the sauce. Just try it, Pat. Give it 3 days. This is a genuine offer of good will.

Shhh, hush limey nazi child, I'm already a better man than you as I disposed of my progeny permanently to be able to drink and fight like a 22 year old frat boy. Hush baby child and watch the master at work and save your advice for your obsessed incel, troll, cult.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I never had kids and never had a drinking problem, but I smoked the fuck out of weed and cigarettes for twenty years. I was only able to quit both of them after I got a job that I liked and paid me well. Most of my friends who have kids quit smoking cigarettes more than a decade before me and would only smoke weed when they'd hang out with me. If Pat quit drinking today, he could become suicidal. If you don't have kids and/or you're not gainfully employed, what else is there to do with your time other than abusing substances?

I don't talk about my line of work or expertise here, but I'll say this: if anyone thinks that writing an essay, or a fucking sonnet or anything else is best done while being sober, you're out of your mind. The process and end product is just so much better if done under the influence.

There are exceptions. Douchebag Henry Rollins, admittedly, was and is a sober guy and his one man shows were entertaining (I was a fan of his as a teen). But he's a cunt. Mark Twain smoked God-knows-how-much and his work has persisted. Certain vices eliminate distraction.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don't talk about my line of work or expertise here, but I'll say this: if anyone thinks that writing an essay, or a fucking sonnet or anything else is best done while being sober, you're out of your mind. The process and end product is just so much better if done under the influence.

There are exceptions. Douchebag Henry Rollins, admittedly, was and is a sober guy and his one man shows were entertaining (I was a fan of his as a teen). But he's a cunt. Mark Twain smoked God-knows-how-much and his work has persisted. Certain vices eliminate distraction.

We’ve all been aware you’re a gay porn director for awhile. You don’t need to hide it.

 

[guest]

I don't talk about my line of work or expertise here, but I'll say this: if anyone thinks that writing an essay, or a fucking sonnet or anything else is best done while being sober, you're out of your mind. The process and end product is just so much better if done under the influence.

There are exceptions. Douchebag Henry Rollins, admittedly, was and is a sober guy and his one man shows were entertaining (I was a fan of his as a teen). But he's a cunt. Mark Twain smoked God-knows-how-much and his work has persisted. Certain vices eliminate distraction.

Nick?

 

[guest]

I don't talk about my line of work or expertise here, but I'll say this: if anyone thinks that writing an essay, or a fucking sonnet or anything else is best done while being sober, you're out of your mind. The process and end product is just so much better if done under the influence.

There are exceptions. Douchebag Henry Rollins, admittedly, was and is a sober guy and his one man shows were entertaining (I was a fan of his as a teen). But he's a cunt. Mark Twain smoked God-knows-how-much and his work has persisted. Certain vices eliminate distraction.

Ok bill

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[guest]

My advice is turn off your Twitter for 72 hours and just... see what happens. I promise, Pig, whatever happens will be an improvement to whatever's happening now. I promise.

Just ask:
- Jon Scalzi
- The fat Simpsons comic guy who stole money
- The Jewess Amanda Whateverstein
- The Jew writer with glasses with a man for a wife
- The drunk mustachioed lawyer
- Logan Lynn
- I'm not typing anymore out. The sample size is large enough to prove you're the one driving this, Pig.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nick?

...What, Mullen?

Ok bill

I'm not that gay. Not everybody is a great artist, and I am not, but not everybody who writes need be under the influence. Case in point, Pat.

But it does tend to suck stone cold sober.

...Maybe I gotta change my thesis, because if all of Rick's work was done as an alkie, then uh, maybe I gotta rethink things.

 

[guest]

...What, Mullen?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I wish. He's our best export.

 

[guest]

I wish. He's our best export.

Him and Vegemite.