Gayest songs of all time

[Honeycomb Hideout]

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

yeah that shit was megagay. Bad, bad subgenre of music all that shit.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

I thought of the song before I clicked it I knew it! Yeah I like that genre but that song is whiny shit for 15 year olds. Still it’s catchy though.

 

[Bam's Feet]

 

[nasty twp]

Ummm did anyone think to ask ME? Rude and RUDE


Anyway this is painfully straight music, and really that’s one of the problems.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

 

[Phish]

Mmmmm BOP DE BOP BY DOO BOP!

 

[Cumiace]

I think that's the look the Cumia boys were going for during the "Oh Dara" phase except more house-painting-rentboy-ish

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh God I fucking hate these shitheads. They're Canadian so their videos would always be on Much Music.

Bunch of French queers.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[nasty twp]

MTV stopped playing Billy Squier purely due to 'Rock Me Tonite' offending straight metalhead sensibilities. Personally I thought it was FAB.

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

 

[Dusty Dan]

1. All 80s pop
2. Most 80s rock

List done.

 

[Mr. Fuck]

I have to click all of these and then immediately close the tab to see what songs you guys are posting. Fuckin' Youtube putting up a "Video unavailable" thing.

Anyway, the worst song ever is Hey There Delilah. I wish one of the Plain White Ts guys would rape a baby so their music would never be played ever again. I would never normally wish for a baby to be raped, but never hearing Plain White Ts ever again would be worth the sacrifice of one infant.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have to click all of these and then immediately close the tab to see what songs you guys are posting. Fuckin' Youtube putting up a "Video unavailable" thing.

Anyway, the worst song ever is Hey There Delilah. I wish one of the Plain White Ts guys would rape a baby so their music would never be played ever again. I would never normally wish for a baby to be raped, but never hearing Plain White Ts ever again would be worth the sacrifice of one infant.

 

[nasty twp]

1. All 80s pop
2. Most 80s rock

List done.

The last truly straight mainstream radio-played song was Donnie Iris’ ‘Ah! Leah!’

The sheer heteronormative sonic assault of that crossover classic led everyone else to give up and just become hair rock & New Wave.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Oh Dara

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I have to click all of these and then immediately close the tab to see what songs you guys are posting. Fuckin' Youtube putting up a "Video unavailable" thing.

Anyway, the worst song ever is Hey There Delilah. I wish one of the Plain White Ts guys would rape a baby so their music would never be played ever again. I would never normally wish for a baby to be raped, but never hearing Plain White Ts ever again would be worth the sacrifice of one infant.

Actually, "The Reason" by Hoobastank is way worse. It's very close to the bottom of what a song can be, maybe the worst.

 

[lowend73]

Proud to be an American is kind of a gay song

 

[Bam's Feet]

Small Town by Mellencamp