Full stop

[guest]

They can make it out of the Elephant's Foot, child.

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Actually the elephant's foot is what Russians call it. Here in America it's known as the Nikki foot.

 

[Snake]

Russia has been developing new weapons for years. The fuck do they need a rusted out polluted containment building for? "Dirty bomb." He's all fawkin in with the basic bitch media lingo.

Niki's pussy is more potent.

 

[Will Tate]

He wants another viral tweet out of this so, so bad. Then he'll get on CNN and MSNBC and see his follower count skyrocket. Try putting all this political spy thriller shit in a book and try selling it, fatty, it's not flying on Twitter. Fat retard.

 

[guest]

Niki's pussy is more potent.

That's considered a war crime by the Geneva conventions.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Shhhh, just don't address it, Rick, maybe they'll go away

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Does Patrick have high enough security clearance to be well informed about all the data relevant to complicated international relations?

That would be weird because he's just a loafer who plays on his phone all day.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

In Russia, Svinya not abandon family for better wife. Family abandon Svinya for better father, hyahyahya.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

All the remaining reactors at the site have been shut down since 2000. This may seem hard to believe, but you can't have a meltdown if there's no fuel in the reactors. The unit that melted down is entombed. The media and Pats are incredibly stupid.

Scientific Pat really made himself look like a nuclear ISODOPE!!!

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Chauncey Gardiner, except only Laura Rich listens to him.

 

[AntSucks]

Russian men go backpacking to Chernobyl all the time. They call them "stalkers" after the Tarkovsky movie and video game. I've watched livestreams from stalkers in "the zone". It's low security, and mostly safe. It's basically a giant waste dump at this point. Ukrainian brothermen call it the half life hovel.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Does Piggy know that the Russians don't need nuclear waster material from Chernobyl because Hilary Clinton ok'd the sale of the US's uranium reserves to Russia back when she was Secretary of State?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

he's radiooinktive

vurrry good

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Shhhh, just don't address it, Rick, maybe they'll go away

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Just look what happens when Patty tries to apply his hot takes on a subject the whole world is focused on, and not just the normal imbecilic mutants on twitter. Patty makes himself look like a complete and total ass, once again.

However, this one is so bad that it feels like he got "stage fright" when faced with the possibility of gaining thousands and thousands of new followers. He fucking choked like the meek little bitch he is.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Chauncey Gardiner, except only Laura Rich listens to him.

Eating There
Ham Ashby

 

[Stent]

Next step, the Russians want to take over Legoland. After that it's straight on to Euro Disney. Putin you diabolical genius.

 

[guest]

1) I'm not saying that I'm hip enough to know how to use the term "full stop", but I'm like 99% sure he's not using that correctly.

It's the British English way of saying "period." Brit Fat strikes again, the pretentious cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's the British English way of saying "period." Brit Fat strikes again, the pretentious cunt.

Just waiting for him to use the term " Kick off" at some point.

 

[alkiefuck2]

It's the British English way of saying "period." Brit Fat strikes again, the pretentious cunt.

i was only avin' a bubble, child. fuck these russian mugs

 

[FurBurger]

That is genuinely the dumbest thing he's ever said.

They have plenty of uranium already:
Cash Flowed to Clinton Foundation Amid Russian Uranium Deal

...all neatly and safely stored in proper containers; why would they need to dig into Chernobyl's 40yo melted radioactive shitpile to get some?

 

[guest]

Pripyat is right next to Belarussia and Belarussia got shitload of residue in 1986.
Fucking idiot twitter general Fatton strikes again.