Fucking Captain Kamala

[guest]

i could get on top and grind that mess into your skin

I want you to straddle my chin and FUCK START MY FACE.

$100 if you can knock my bridge out in under a minute.

 

[guest]

If you can't get your dick hard to @captain_kamala bush, then your IPA must be the same flavor as your girlfriend's dick.


Hey skip, didja hear what I just said? I said If you can't get your dick hard to @captain_kamala bush, then your IPA must be the same flavor as your girlfriend's dick.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

 

[guest]

The Cubester's taken a trip or two to the dark side of town, knowwhatimean?

I would. But I'm not buying her shitrats a fuckin video game.

 

[captain_kamala]

The Cubester's taken a trip or two to the dark side of town, knowwhatimean?

I would. But I'm not buying her shitrats a fuckin video game.

then you're not getting any

 

[CutesyMissy]

i could get on top and grind that mess into your skin

It would scratch his face like a brillo pad.

 

[guest]

then you're not getting any

OOOOOOOOOH!!!!

 

[guest]

then you're not getting any

Tell you what, I'll pay for them to learn some skills they'll use down the line.
You know, making license plates, breaking rocks, singing Negro spirituals under the hot sun...

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Tell you what, I'll pay for them to learn some skills they'll use down the line.
You know, making license plates, breaking rocks, singing Negro spirituals under the hot sun...

If the negro still had any of those skills they’d be a respectable member of society.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hey buddy, clearly Daisy Fuentes is just a hot 90s latina thats now old reference.

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You don't wanna talk about her, do you? You've been ignoring the subject in every single post. Highlighting Daisy Fuentes when the entire rest of the post is that I win and you love Jenna.

For the record I'm all in with Jenna and have been since season two of You (my wife watches it, go fuck yourself) before I learned she was slightly underage at the time.

 

[captain_kamala]

Tell you what, I'll pay for them to learn some skills they'll use down the line.
You know, making license plates, breaking rocks, singing Negro spirituals under the hot sun...

my kids are mixed just like me. they knew their abcs at 18 months and were reading before kindergarten. really impressed the cps case workers.

 

[guest]

my kids are mixed just like me. they knew their abcs at 18 months and were reading before kindergarten. really impressed the cps case workers.

Then I expect some well-written confessions.


(just joshin ya, the cps line was pfg)

 

[guest]

my kids are mixed just like me. they knew their abcs at 18 months and were reading before kindergarten. really impressed the cps case workers.

I don't even want to interfere with your day to day life

I just want to shove my tongue up your asshole like a hungry dog

 

[captain_kamala]

I don't even want to interfere with your day to day life

I just want to shove my tongue up your asshole like a hungry dog

what if it has green shit smeared all over

 

[guest]

what if it has green shit smeared all over

You aren't that nigger.

You are OCD clean girl, I know that from my own mental illness.

I pray to God you chose white over nigger on which path you chose for your babies.

 

[captain_kamala]

You aren't that nigger.

You are OCD clean girl, I know that from my own mental illness.

I pray to God you chose white over nigger on which path you chose for your babies.

it's not really up to me but they are getting a pretty white upbringing

 

[guest]

it's not really up to me but they are getting a pretty white upbringing

Fucking good girl. This is why every man wants you.

 

[guest]

Fucking good girl. This is why every man wants you.

Just send her a nice Amazon gift card and allow the offline courting to begin...You won't be her only pay pig here, but if you work extra hard you just may be her favorite!

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Fucking good girl. This is why every man wants you.

 

[guest]

Just send her a nice Amazon gift card and allow the offline courting to begin...You won't be her only pay pig here, but if you work extra hard you just may be her favorite!

I WANT HER. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PUSSY



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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He isn’t white, he’s hispanic.

Or a person