Fucking Captain Kamala

[The Fuchitive]

i posted my vagina. you missed it.

i can dump my folder

 

[captain_kamala]

i can dump my folder

please don't

 

[guest]

nom nom nom, sounds like you got ASSS IN YER MOUTH, BOY

 

[The Fuchitive]

please don't

por k no?

 

[captain_kamala]

por k no?

me da verguenza

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Great, Cuntfucker's going to show up with that fat avocado faggot's asshole any minute now

 

[guest]

Don't... Don't do this... Where you little white boys act like you know Spanish.


Me and Kamala have PISSED MORE than you've learned in ninth grade.

 

[The Fuchitive]

me da verguenza

Awww cmon do you really think I keep a folder of all the nudes you’ve posted over the last 5 years? What kind of guy do you think I am?

 

[captain_kamala]

Is there a price that will turn her semi-fuckable?

i'm hot as fuck don't hate

 

[guest]

i'm hot as fuck don't hate

You could lose a few pounds, babe.

 

[guest]

You could lose a few pounds, babe.

She's Ricci-esquse

 

[The Fuchitive]

Don't... Don't do this... Where you little white boys act like you know Spanish.


Me and Kamala have PISSED MORE than you've learned in ninth grade.

No hablo Mexican

 

[guest]

She's Ricci-esquse

Noice.

 

[The Fuchitive]

She's Ricci-esquse

If ricci had the diet of an impoverished skitzo and two anatomy destroying pregnancies

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

VAGINA IS IRRELEVANT.

I WANT YOUR ANUS.

Do you know how to make scrambled eggs?

 

[captain_kamala]

If ricci had the diet of an impoverished skitzo and two anatomy destroying pregnancies

thank god for abortion or i would've had 3

 

[guest]

thank god for abortion or i would've had 3

That’s a sin.

 

[Jenna]

She's Ricci-esquse

We're actually doing a biopic about Kamala's rapey teenage model years. We're gonna get Jenna the Best Actress Oscar so she can slap the presenter and then say Patrick Tomlinson has bitch tits.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[guest]

No hablo Mexican

Me neither. Mexico is the DOG SHIT of my race. I am a white European. I raped Spanish into savages you wouldn't even dream of. You think the injuns were hard? Dude they still HATE you. We raped the Aztecs so fucking hard they think they invented Spanish. You should be sucking our cocks right now. We tamed the morons and you can't even keep your Chicago niggers from killing everyone.