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Fuck! Another major news story again. I’m freaking the fuck out

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
What do you reckon ALF was packin', John? You're as good a person to ask as anyone. I'd say at least 8" and THICK.
my realm of knowledge includes several things:
- Pro wrestlers real names
- bullshit
- how many Oreos I can eat before I can forget how much i hate everything

however, Cuddly Alien Penis siz.......

............this is a stupid response
 
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