Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you mix a bunch of sprouts in with your homemade mac and chee it's PFG

 

[captain_kamala]

Yall ever had roasted radishes? The flavor gets way toned down and they are basically just healthier potatoes

Also fuck beets.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Also fuck beets.

What, you don't like the taste of dirt?

 

[Professor Rape]

Yall ever had roasted radishes? The flavor gets way toned down and they are basically just healthier potatoes

Also fuck beets.

I've actually got some radishes.

Counting them now.

2......... 3........

3 radishes.

3 big radishes..

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yall ever had roasted radishes? The flavor gets way toned down and they are basically just healthier potatoes

Also fuck beets.

I've never tried that but I love the shit out of a raw radish. I don't even put them on salad or anything I like to just pop a radish from time to time. They have the best texture of all time.

I'll second fuck beets. I just don't want my vegetables to be sweet. If I want a sweet vegetable I'll eat a fruit.

 

[BUBBLER]

Yall ever had roasted radishes? The flavor gets way toned down and they are basically just healthier potatoes

Also fuck beets.

Hate radishes. Also turnips and parsnips can fuck off, inferior potatoes

 

[UnPRePared]

I like all vegetables and fruit except pears. Brussels sprouts aren't great but, like most things, are massively improved by the addition of bacon.

Good bacon, specifically uncured, isn't bad for you if you cook it right. Plus the fat in it helps you absorb the nutrients of the brussel sprouts better.

If you ever want to try it without the bacon, I recommend a good butter chicken sauce with them. Just make the sprouts crispy though, that's my preference.

@Professor Rape, every morning now I blend a ton of kale and down it with an amino complex powder. It was the wife's suggestion. It's much more tolerable with Apple cider vinegar and lemon juice too, but I've started mixing in some fruits (HO-LEE SHIT!) like two diced apples or a handful of blueburries. Makes it easier to digest, and I hate to admit it does make me feel better after drinking it.

No bacon egg and cheese on a roll for me!

 

[UnPRePared]

I've never tried that but I love the shit out of a raw radish. I don't even put them on salad or anything I like to just pop a radish from time to time. They have the best texture of all time.

I'll second fuck beets. I just don't want my vegetables to be sweet. If I want a sweet vegetable I'll eat a fruit.

Beets are really good for your heart, Abe. I have to buckle down and eat them periodically.

You'd think my wife would want me dead, ya know? Thank God I have no money to leave her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Good bacon, specifically uncured, isn't bad for you if you cook it right. Plus the fat in it helps you absorb the nutrients of the brussel sprouts better.

If you ever want to try it without the bacon, I recommend a good butter chicken sauce with them. Just make the sprouts crispy though, that's my preference.

@Professor Rape, every morning now I blend a ton of kale and down it with an amino complex powder. It was the wife's suggestion. It's much more tolerable with Apple cider vinegar and lemon juice too, but I've started mixing in some fruits (HO-LEE SHIT!) like two diced apples or a handful of blueburries. Makes it easier to digest, and I hate to admit it does make me feel better after drinking it.

No bacon egg and cheese on a roll for me!

I never even tried brussels sprouts until a few years ago because, again, my dad told me they were gross and I figured if the ol man didn't like it it's fag shit. The same ex who got me into the tofu and alfalfa sprouts got me into the brussels sprouts. I like em. I can pretend I'm a giant eating whole cabbages. I like to pretend I'm a giant when I eat. Try it out.

Anyways, I hope that ex is dead.

 

[captain_kamala]

I never even tried brussels sprouts until a few years ago because, again, my dad told me they were gross and I figured if the ol man didn't like it it's fag shit. The same ex who got me into the tofu and alfalfa sprouts got me into the brussels sprouts. I like em. I can pretend I'm a giant eating whole cabbages. I like to pretend I'm a giant when I eat. Try it out.

Anyways, I hope that ex is dead.

Apparently Brussel sprouts used to be gross but they genetically modified them to be good. So your dad could be right.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Beets are really good for your heart, Abe. I have to buckle down and eat them periodically.

You'd think my wife would want me dead, ya know? Thank God I have no money to leave her.

Pickled beetroot is pfg

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Beets are really good for your heart, Abe. I have to buckle down and eat them periodically.

You'd think my wife would want me dead, ya know? Thank God I have no money

I apparently used to love pickled beets when I was a little kid. I should probably give them another shot sometime. I think my near constant rage will probably fuck my heart in the ass eventually.

 

[UnPRePared]

I apparently used to love pickled beets when I was a little kid. I should probably give them another shot sometime. I think my near constant rage will probably fuck my heart in the ass eventually.

Well your rage makes me laugh, so don't lose that!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

WWAWD alfalfa sprouts in a sandwich?

I had it but rather have sliced cucumber

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Beets are really good for your heart, Abe. I have to buckle down and eat them periodically.

You'd think my wife would want me dead, ya know? Thank God I have no money to leave her.

Yes, beets can lower your blood pressure, but then it momentarily spikes from panic when you go to the bathroom later.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I apparently used to love pickled beets when I was a little kid. I should probably give them another shot sometime. I think my near constant rage will probably fuck my heart in the ass eventually.

Pickled beetroot (beets) are one of the few vegetables my picky younger son will eat

 

[UnPRePared]

I never even tried brussels sprouts until a few years ago because, again, my dad told me they were gross and I figured if the ol man didn't like it it's fag shit. The same ex who got me into the tofu and alfalfa sprouts got me into the brussels sprouts. I like em. I can pretend I'm a giant eating whole cabbages. I like to pretend I'm a giant when I eat. Try it out.

Anyways, I hope that ex is dead.

My Da HATED brussel sprouts, and this fucker would eat anything. Never brussel sprouts, though, they were banned in the house. Dear old Ma never graced Steve and I with her own spin on them, which I know would've been wonderful.

First time I had them was at a little restaurant before a gig, think I was 21. Steve saw these braised brussel sprouts served Hungarian style and dared me to eat them.

Fucking amazing, I've loved brussel sprouts ever since.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had it but rather have sliced cucumber

When I was doing a bunch of work on my aunt's house one summer she'd make us cucumber sandwiches all the time. They're so goddamn refreshing.

 

[UnPRePared]

Yes, beets can lower your blood pressure, but then it momentarily spikes from panic when you go to the bathroom later.

Must be a heart attack in waiting if you have them before a Big Apple Ranch trip.

 

[UnPRePared]

When I was doing a bunch of work on my aunt's house one summer she'd make us cucumber sandwiches all the time. They're so goddamn refreshing.

My ex Tyla had this incredibly simple recipe she'd make to keep my health in check: sliced thin cucumbers with low sodium teriyaki and fish sauce. It's the only way I'll eat cucumbers and it's incredible.