From Josiah Tape #1 -- "I answered the door in my bathrobe, to be met with two Milwaukee police officers".

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Even funnier is some guy texted him after seeing the craigslist ad and was interested. It's in the evidence folder somewhere but I'm on mobile

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Thanks, now Im going to fuck my fleshlight to some blonde milf porn and go buy some kahlua.

White Russians + cumming = a nice evening, brothermaaaaaaan

 

[guest]

While it's easy to chalk up him lounging around in a bathrobe as just lazy fat man behavior, I'd like to point out that Arthur Dent from Hitchhikers Guide is known for his bathrobe (he's dressed as him before).

I 100% believe Rick is gay enough to cosplay as Humanity's last hope. Only special boys like Arthur Dent and Fatrick S Tomlinson survive the end of the world, little nothing.

Absolutely. And his writing style is an obvious and poor ripoff of those books.

 

[stealthygeek]

Absolutely. And his writing style is an obvious and poor ripoff of those books.

One of his books (Gate Crashers?) was literally Hitchhikers fan fiction. Pat just swapped out some names and pretended it was all based on his own original ideas. Not a theory either, he's admitted this.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s hilarious he tries to tell people he was ready to physical assault an officer. Really Pat? You were going to put an officers life in danger by attacking their throat? They would have beat the shit out him and be completely justified. Little tough to cry victim when you’re threatening to punch police in the throat. The perfect ending for this whole saga is fat doing something so stupid he ends up in jail.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Absolutely. And his writing style is an obvious and poor ripoff of those books.

He’s never had an original thought, everything is ripped from somewhere successful then he shoe horns into tired 80s movie references like he’s witty. Is writing is so bad when he tries to be serious people think it’s a comedy.