friendly reminder regarding the "vandal video"

[guest]

Plus does the FBI need to hear about “vandalism” that easily washes off in the rain? This is like crying about someone writing “wash me” in the dirt on your car.

Watch my clearcoat bro

 

[DominusOdium]

The Gay Virgin Fatrick

A phrase zero people have ever used here was written in removable marker and this is his evidence that the FBI should be concerned that a bunch of people making fun of him will murder him and his ugly wife.

I always like how he chose stuff that he felt okay insulting himself about. I'm not gay! I'm not a virgin! I'm not fat! Even though it didn't match with what people here talk like at all.

 

[EraGodless]

I'm surprised Pat didn't dress as the Hamburglar for that obviously staged video.

Too bad he didn't.

 

[guest]

We aren’t cosplaying international espionage. I feel like no regular person is putting the flashlight in their mouth like that in that situation besides him because he saw it in a spy movie. Especially while doing absolutely nothing to the bike.

 

[DominusOdium]

We aren’t cosplaying international espionage. I feel like no regular person is putting the flashlight in their mouth like that in that situation besides him because he saw it in a spy movie. Especially while doing absolutely nothing to the bike.

Why would a cyber terrorist come from his house and not the alley?

 

[Sputnik]

Why would a cyber terrorist come from his house and not the alley?

I’d say he just got done plowing Nikki but obviously the guy is white.

 

[guest]

Why would a cyber terrorist come from his house and not the alley?

pepperoni operation recon. big money in selling trade secrets to Putin. The soldiers must stay nourished.

 

[Meownaw]

Him correcting a stlaker saying it was a pen light is up there in the dumbest fucking things you could possibly say.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

https://imgur.com/pp8nWiJ

Please do have fun.

None of this makes any fucking sense. Why would a vandal start at the front of his house, go around, and vandalize his shit when there's a more direct attack through the alley.

Oh so he could write "the gay virgin fatrick" on the side of his house, which makes equally less sense.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

None of this makes any fucking sense. Why would a vandal start at the front of his house, go around, and vandalize his shit when there's a more direct attack through the alley.

Oh so he could write "the gay virgin fatrick" on the side of his house, which makes equally less sense.

So much detail. I feel like Im right there.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

So much detail. I feel like Im right there.

He does these drawings, you'd think they were real pictures!

 

[guest]

None of this makes any fucking sense. Why would a vandal start at the front of his house, go around, and vandalize his shit when there's a more direct attack through the alley.

Oh so he could write "the gay virgin fatrick" on the side of his house, which makes equally less sense.

I love that Patrick lives 3 feet away from the Bronx Zoo and has a ghetto trash alley right behind his house. cyberstlakers with erasable markers should be the least of his worries.

 

[FurBurger]

Why would a cyber terrorist come from his house and not the alley?

Why wouldn't he wear a mask during a pandemic?

Why didn't he throw paint stripper on both vehicles?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

None of this makes any fucking sense. Why would a vandal start at the front of his house, go around, and vandalize his shit when there's a more direct attack through the alley.

Oh so he could write "the gay virgin fatrick" on the side of his house, which makes equally less sense.

He exits so close to the rape cellar that he has to be coming from inside the house, not the alley.