He's been writing it for at least 2 years, which definitely qualifies as years. Methinks 1.2 is the one who can't count
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I think it's more like one and a half yearS of actively writing it so this is more of a technicality win for thomas. In any case that's a retarded amount of time to spend on that kind of shit. That'd be too much time even if he was designing an entire movie where autistic attention to visual details and the like would be important. I honestly think he's abandoned it because he got rejected by anyone who will return his emails but he'll keep pretending to write it until he comes up with his next genius idea.
I would like to use a Technicality Tomlinson here and say that Pat has been writing Christmas Carnage for over three years. He turned in his final edits on In The Black in March of 2020 and has not produced anything since then. Therefore, since he plans for Christmas Carnage to be his next release, he has been writing it for over three years.
I would like to use a Technicality Tomlinson here and say that Pat has been writing Christmas Carnage for over three years. He turned in his final edits on In The Black in March of 2020 and has not produced anything since then. Therefore, since he plans for Christmas Carnage to be his next release, he has been writing it for over three years.
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I bet pat went to see the new Guardians of the Galaxy tonight/right now. He will be back in a few hours to talk about how he clapped in all the right places and everyone cheered.
I'm sorry you're too cripplingly stupid to understand. Pat doesn't have time to write novels because he's a bigshot writer in Hollywood, hobnobbing with studio execs, each one more eager than the last to get their hands on this exciting first-time screenwriter's sci-fi epic!
Fatty Patty's the next George R. R. Moron!
Fatty Patty's the next George R. R. Moron!
What a hacky fucking fat faggot with bitch tits he only mentioned dunkin & donuts because a movie of it just came out on prime
Guy on the left there certainly belongs in a dungeon, I'll tell you that.
Friday Night D&D. Tomlinsons are confirmed faggots. Good night Irene.Found on Jackie Sighn's private discord
“I’m in your dungeon child, tell me where the chest is, before I split your barbarian, little one”.
You know Pat cries and changes the rules when he’s losing.
This is the rest of Kyle's yearbook appearances. As you can see, Kyle was also hanging out with chicks on a trip to Mexico, getting that drama club pussy, doing some other faggy thing and on the Honor Roll three times. He appears popular with the ladies and the fellas alike. Also note that Kyle mentions "martial arts" clearly indicating that Pat has tried to copy his "little brother" his entire adult life and that StealthyGeek is merely Fat Pat pretending to be Kyle.
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Holy Schnikes! Kyle was the only guy amongst eight chicks during a class trip to a foreign country. I'd be very surprised if he didn't bang at least two of them. My money's on the one at the top right, and any of the three on the bottom right.
I also wonder if Kyle's Super Stud status from the trip (the gossip was probably all over the school) also caused Pat to form his Spanish speaking, beach lovin,' skillful fukkin,' honorary Latino identity.
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I can picture Pat pulling a Costanza and trying to get a good quip in himself to complete deafening silence.
"Thats gotta hurt, nazi!"
This makes that lizard king exchange funnier.
Fifteen (?) years, a beard, and glasses can really change how you look. It's hard to say for sure without more pics for comparison but I can see it.
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The Kyle bit is funny but he's clearly a fucking faggot just like Pat