Found this couple on Pornhub that look exactly like Pat & Niki.

[kingship75]

This fat asshole can fuck his wife while she sucks off a tranny meanwhile Pat has not been able to get an erection since the mid 2000s. I’d love for it to be him but Pat just ain’t cut out for the sex industry.

Wrong, child. My erections are quite turgid. Enjoy prison.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Do you think Pat gets upset if you send this to him?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Oh shit, it is Niki!

Nah, they're facing the wrong way

 

[Jenna]

Oh my god we need to crowdfund an unofficial Patrick/Niki porn video. I see porn Niki is cool with fucking multiple black men while porn Patrick watches, all we need is some vagina farts and "no child, you are not fucking my wife right now".

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Christ, imagine these people being your more successful doppelgangers. I'd fucking blow my brains out.

 

[guest]

Why are these shameless degenerates always ugly?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I fucked my depressed wife the day before yesterday, with skill and enthusiasm, for many, many, minutes, stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I fucked my depressed wife the day before yesterday, with skill and enthusiasm, for many, many, minutes, stlaker.

LOL at the beer bottle on the nightstand and the CPAP machine on the other.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Oh my god we need to crowdfund an unofficial Patrick/Niki porn video. I see porn Niki is cool with fucking multiple black men while porn Patrick watches, all we need is some vagina farts and "no child, you are not fucking my wife right now".

I would pay a whole month's wages to see a short porn movie of these two portraying Patrick and Niki.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

LOL at the beer bottle on the nightstand and the CPAP machine on the other.

Hahah fuck how did I not notice that?

 

[Harry Powell]

Oh my god we need to crowdfund an unofficial Patrick/Niki porn video. I see porn Niki is cool with fucking multiple black men while porn Patrick watches, all we need is some vagina farts and "no child, you are not fucking my wife right now".

Now here is a good idea for a skit

 

[guest]

Oh my god we need to crowdfund an unofficial Patrick/Niki porn video. I see porn Niki is cool with fucking multiple black men while porn Patrick watches, all we need is some vagina farts and "no child, you are not fucking my wife right now".

Something tells me they're not above doing absolutely anything for money

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

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RIP my ribs

 

[BoomerSperg]

LOL at the beer bottle on the nightstand and the CPAP machine on the other.

damn they really are their clones

 

[Nick Gerlips]

She needs some sunglasses on her forehead to get bukakked

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[kingship75]

I would pay a whole month's wages to see a short porn movie of these two portraying Patrick and Niki.

That’s gotta be, what, 7-800 dollars?

Righteous bucks.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

That’s gotta be, what, 7-800 dollars?

Righteous bucks.

We have to make that happen..

What could be some bits for the film?

-yelling out YES CHILD
-Nigger farts in her box
-taking breaks to text "enjoy prison"
-police show up halfway through
-pepperoni on the table
-rick pegged by Nikki

 

[FatPatsBaps]

We have to make that happen..

What could be some bits for the film?

-yelling out YES CHILD
-Nigger farts in her box
-taking breaks to text "enjoy prison"
-police show up halfway through
-pepperoni on the table
-rick pegged by Nikki

You know that pic on their vacation in Mexico where Pat is texting a stlaker on his bed? The one where he's lying on his front like a girl?

-close up shot of Pat's upper torso correcting Reddit guy
-camera pans out, and now we see Niki's getting ready to peg Pat

-or, camera pans out and we see Niki getting bukkaked by five black men

 

[Dog Eater]

I fucked my depressed wife the day before yesterday, with skill and enthusiasm, for many, many, minutes, stlaker.

You just know Niki’s tits are significantly worse.