Found the biggest losers on reddit. r/toastme

[ミスタースパーコル]

Make his favorite food, do his laundry, and drain his balls regularly and you'll be fine. And don't be fat.

You're asking for too much.

“break up” what are you fiveee

Break down.

 

[Imager]

You should NEVER seek out sympathy from people, much less strangers from the internet.

1. It is extremely unhealthy to be congregating with people who feel down and sorry for themselves.
2. You do not EVER want your real face being attached to shit like that.
3. Stop seeing your therapist and stop taking whatever psychiatric poison pills he/she/xe prescribed you. Listen to your conscience and make good use of your time doing what only you know that you should be doing. And delete your Reddit account.

Also, get your ass to a gym and if you're a man, lift, and if you're a woman, do aerobics, yoga, and some light lifting. And if you're not a he/she, well, you don't have long statistically anyway so you do you.

You'll quickly find you didn't need those RXes.

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

The first one:

Stop using cheap shitty dye it’s making your hair thin and fall out

The second one:

Get a job with optical included in your benefits and buy some glasses that don’t look like something a poor black kid would get given for free

The third one:

Go to Walmart and buy some Cetaphil skin care products. They’re pretty much just as good as fancy shit and affordable. You look like shit. Also wash your hair

Me:

Get a life so you don’t feel compelled to respond unironically to these faggots

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hey Josh I'll toast ya for five dollars.

 

[Leeeavings]

Also, get your ass to a gym and if you're a man, lift, and if you're a woman, do aerobics, yoga, and some light lifting. And if you're not a he/she, well, you don't have long statistically anyway so you do you.

You'll quickly find you didn't need those RXes.

If this was true, there wouldn’t be so many bat shit crazy athletes. Think about it. I don’t think you could lift away schizophrenia.

 

[Imager]

If this was true, there wouldn’t be so many bat shit crazy athletes. Think about it. I don’t think you could lift away schizophrenia.

Take away the black ones and most aren't too crazy.

Obviously my advice was generic and not intended to be personal medical advice to these freaks, but thanks for making me clarify so I don't get sued. IANAL and IANAD.

 

[Leeeavings]

Take away the black ones and most aren't too crazy.

Obviously my advice was generic and not intended to be personal medical advice to these freaks, but thanks for making me clarify so I don't get sued. IANAL and IANAD.

We here at Leeeavings are looking out for YOU!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Obviously my advice was generic

YOU'RE generic.

 

[Imager]

You're generic.

Cool it with the language pal

 

[Leeeavings]

Things are really getting out of hand around here