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Forum exam: answer truthfully

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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The battle which Churchill started that the Germans never wanted to fight. The later western front was old men and children without ammunition, great job!

The initial western front the Germans could have annihilated the entire British army and chose to let them retreat in continued efforts to negotiate peace. Germany never wanted conflict with Britain and the British public were not allowed to know the truth. You can quite literally read in the archives of MPs being silenced and censored for asking questions such as “if we started war with Germany because they invaded Poland, why didn’t we start with with Russia who did the same thing?”
Rommel wanted peace with the USA too. I'm not saying what you're saying never happened. Shady shit happened on both sides. However millions of other Europeans suffered and died under his regime, to imply some sort of nobility to the Germans is preposterous
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Rommel wanted peace with the USA too. I'm not saying what you're saying never happened. Shady shit happened on both sides. However millions of other Europeans suffered and died under his regime, to imply some sort of nobility to the Germans is preposterous

The original intentions of the Hitler regime were as noble as just about any expansionist one in history, you should look into the state of depravity Berlin was in under the Weimer republic.

We destroyed a powerful, healthy society of order and invention and replaced it with what? Anti human tyrants who feed us cancer chemicals and destroy 2000 years of western civilisation turning Europe into a refugee welfare camp.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I'm sure there's a lot more to the story than blood-thirsty Germans couldn't wait to hang local innocent Greek civilians whenever they arrived. I'm not saying they were completely justified in that particular occupied area either. Occupying forces vs partisans, plus individual cases of possible civilian support of partisans is ugly, ugly stuff wherever it occurs. I will say that your understanding of the big picture of WWII and who is responsible for what is poor and that too many people are satisfied with the inaccurate and exaggerated portrayal of the Germans that has been the 'accepted' narrative because it is convenient and also prevents having to deal with the shame of various military defeats or the guilt of other players being actually responsible for what became a continent-wide war. You should blame the Italians as much as anyone for the entire campaign in N. Africa and most of the Mediterranean. Greeks have had a necessary alliance with Italy during the cold war era, so all of that WWII history was revised to a degree. Also, every nation bordering the USSR wanted to join the Germans and not do to coercion. Blame most of Central Europe for standing up to planned mass invasion by the USSR in the future. Already well underway along the borders with operational bases and airfields in the hundreds, full tank depots. The German led alliance surrounded this collection of military hardware in the first week's of Op. Barbarossa. Greece and Turkey would have been Soviet occupied states. That would have been worse. Yes, the Soviet leadership seriously wanted to invade Turkey prior to the outbreak of WWII. I won't link any articles from subject matter experts because you have no desire to study further. So be it.
You're right, I don't want to read any articles from experts telling me a Nazi invasion of your country is somehow a good thing.
I get it, it's not all black and white and we can talk about what ifs and maybes all day. However what did happen was the occupation of most of Europe and millions suffered because of this. So you'll forgive me if I struggle to find how the Germans were the good guys in all this.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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The original intentions of the Hitler regime were as noble as just about any expansionist one in history, you should look into the state of depravity Berlin was in under the Weimer republic.

We destroyed a powerful, healthy society of order and invention and replaced it with what? Anti human tyrants who feed us cancer chemicals and destroy 2000 years of western civilisation turning Europe into a refugee welfare camp.
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RedHeadpw2

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You're right, I don't want to read any articles from experts telling me a Nazi invasion of your country is somehow a good thing.
I get it, it's not all black and white and we can talk about what ifs and maybes all day. However what did happen was the occupation of most of Europe and millions suffered because of this. So you'll forgive me if I struggle to find how the Germans were the good guys in all this.
Yeah, we're just not gonna agree on certain things here. That's fine. I can appreciate the spirit of attempting to find some common ground (your replies) and not simply being a faggot.
The world keeps turning... and our hairs keep disappearing.
 

porquedealer

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This is clearly a datamining operation to smoke out the Aryan Chads.
Anyone scoring up to 16 could have a number of indistinct deformities that cannot be determined through the score and easily blends in, in muttmerica.
Whereas in the US a 20ster:

To estimate how many people in the United States might be over 6'5", have blue eyes, and blonde hair, let’s break it down further based on the current U.S. population of approximately 332 million people.


Step-by-Step Estimate:​

  1. Height (Over 6'5"):
    • About 0.1% of Americans are over 6'5".
    • 0.1% of 332 million = 332,000 people.
  2. Blue Eyes:
    • About 25% of Americans have blue eyes.
    • 25% of 332,000 = 83,000 people.
  3. Blonde Hair:
    • About 5% of Americans have naturally blonde hair.
    • 5% of 83,000 = 4,150 people.

Final Estimate:​

Approximately 4,000–5,000 people in the United States are likely to be over 6'5", have blue eyes, and blonde hair.

Nice try BaconbutLegal
 
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Chive Turkey

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How's this? My father lived through Nazi occupation, no books, no articles, no poor understanding. Actual first hand account. My father was in the Italian occupation zone, and they weren't too brutal, but they knew when the Germans were coming because a few days before hand they'd get real strict. On the way up to my father's village is a "hanging tree" where a lot of Greeks were hanged for various "crimes" my father had older cousins who were taken away and never seen again. But please tell me how these poor Germans were misunderstood with an enlightening YouTube video.
The Jews implanted false memories into hundreds of millions of Europeans to cement their victory. None of those people were killed. One day you'll see the truth and be a free thinker like me and stop uncritically accepting the narrative the media tells you and uncritically accept narratives you found on the Internet instead. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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The original intentions of the Hitler regime were as noble as just about any expansionist one in history, you should look into the state of depravity Berlin was in under the Weimer republic.

We destroyed a powerful, healthy society of order and invention and replaced it with what? Anti human tyrants who feed us cancer chemicals and destroy 2000 years of western civilisation turning Europe into a refugee welfare camp.
So true. I wonder why Hitler declared war on the United States, though? Seems kind of antithetical to wanting peace, but it was probably because of Jews running the lend-lease program or something. It's better to declare war than put up with that shit
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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This is clearly a datamining operation to smoke out the Aryan Chads.
Anyone scoring up to 16 could have a number of indistinct deformities that cannot be determined through the score and easily blends in, in muttmerica.
Whereas in the US a 20ster:

To estimate how many people in the United States might be over 6'5", have blue eyes, and blonde hair, let’s break it down further based on the current U.S. population of approximately 332 million people.


Step-by-Step Estimate:​

  1. Height (Over 6'5"):
    • About 0.1% of Americans are over 6'5".
    • 0.1% of 332 million = 332,000 people.
  2. Blue Eyes:
    • About 25% of Americans have blue eyes.
    • 25% of 332,000 = 83,000 people.
  3. Blonde Hair:
    • About 5% of Americans have naturally blonde hair.
    • 5% of 83,000 = 4,150 people.

Final Estimate:​

Approximately 4,000–5,000 people in the United States are likely to be over 6'5", have blue eyes, and blonde hair.

Nice try BaconbutLegal
Eh, that’s now how the stats work. For example im willing to bet that blue eyed people are far more likely to be blonde than the general population.
 
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