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For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here
- Thread starter Turk February
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Albania has announced their contestant and she can't sing or dance properly. I don't know if they're going for charming. But I don't hate it. It's probably my favorite submission so far. She just needs a vocal coach.
Yeah if you're a betting man put your money down on Albania now to make top 10. I can never remember the hook but that's actually not a weakness when the jury has to listen to every song 20 times.
Omg. I just realized my AI research assistant can help me gamble this year. I'm sure I'm not the first queer to figure this out but if it works it's fucking amazing.
I don't think this song actually stands a chance. But it has all the elements needed for a top 10 song. The problem is it needs multiple listens to properly enjoy. This may get a lot of jury votes but will tank the televote.
I already said all that and forgot it.
Belarus is kinda the inverse of that, in that it's referred to by its native name in English while in a lot of other languages it's translated into their word for "White Russia".
So I just learned the Albania team this year met on Facebook. Lol.
Crna Gora
I used a different colonial name. I'm a dickhead.
Or just playing too much ArmA 2/DayZ.
Spain has a strong participant in Mel Omana.
I'm surprised Albania still has the strongest entry. They usually stink.
I'm telling you, Shitworld is gonna take the Eurovision Cup.
You are gay and I will kill you when I save up for a crossbow.
Wait. I'm the Eurovision fan. I guess I'll kill myself when I get a crossbow.
Just hold your breath really long. 1 2 3 go
We were supposed to get 3 new songs last night! What happened!?