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For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

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Eurovision already has Rammstein

Eurovision Rammstein:


Baby Lasagna wasn't that heavy. I absolutely hated his entry because to me it sounded like "Everybody" by backstreet boys but I slowly found myself singing it in the shower. It wore me down.
 

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My coldest pick was Norway for top 10. "It's a genuinely serious indie rock act. The juries and the televote will both love this!" Fucking loved the song. Came last place.
 

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Fuck my ass. I just tried to access my old betting slips to show you just how many Eurovision takes I got wrong this year and it's not working. Might be using the wrong email account or something.
 

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Yeah I actually suspected you would. Actually i may have known that. I don't know how he will do on stage.
 

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How well do you think Rammstein would do? Germany is in a slump. I think they could win if stupid fucking Germany picked them once. I know they probably don't wanna do it. But fuck that. You have a duty to your country. You don't even have to do a semifinal I think. It's not that much work.

 

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Every year winners are based on geopolitics. It's entirely political. Figure out what agenda Brussels is pushing this year and bet accordingly.
It would be absurd to think any contest between countries and cultures isn't political. But I like to pretend it's about the music.
 

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2023 was a fiasco. Sweden only won cuz an Abba anniversary was coming up. The people overwhelmingly voted Finland. Kaarija fucking won and we all know it. But this year Nemo sort of deserved to win. His performance was impossible. Sorry. "Their". It's a song about being gender queer and I'm using the wrong pronouns. It was an amazing performance. I'll respect a queer if they entertain me.
 

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Holy shit, Elina Nechayeva (Estonia) only has 7 thousand subscribers on YouTube. There is no fucking justice in the world. I named my Discord channel after her. She was fucking amazing.
 

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I just realized how funny it is that they literally exploded Demi Lovato in the Eurovision movie. It's such a fuck you to Disney and their shit musicals. I can't believe she agreed to it.
 

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I love this movie but none of the Icelandic characters have Icelandic names. They're all Swedish. I wonder if they changed location last minute.
 
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