Florentine comments on Pat's womanly narcissism

[guest]

I like spreading the pig virus as much as anybody, but Florentine talks like a complete mongoloid and most of the autistic faggots here have funnier Patrick observations.

"Holding the phone? You know like women do? Take their picture, their picture in the fucking mirror. Of themselves...A man did this. A man.

*Long pause before the punchline*

That's the last thing you should do as a man, is take a picture of yourself in a mirror like women do."

Is it? Great stuff Jim, you fucking dummy.

His voice and delivery can be funny, but yeah his "writing" needs work

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Every fucking picture of this fat loser he posted online is PAThetic. Only thing he learned from all this Norm11 with his retard brain was to stop posting recent pics

The fact he hasn't posted a selfie in ages despite posting a good 50 of the worst selfies ever suggests he is currently unfathomably fat and ugly.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

The fact he hasn't posted a selfie in ages despite posting a good 50 of the worst selfies ever suggests he is currently unfathomably fat and ugly.

The collage of his gym selfies had to effect him. Even in his delusional state he'd have to reconcile the difference between his photos and the others actually working out then subconsciously stop posting selfies.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve never seen a grown man take so many selfies - and not even with other people. It’s just his big fat head looking like an idiot and he believes he looks amazing.

 

[CQ Beans]

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I still can’t believe he took this thinking ,’ I won’t look like a stupid faggot.’ I’d like to think he was playing into the idea that people were calling him a Tunisian looking Arab but that’d be giving him too much credit.

 

[RickReternal]

I’ve never seen a grown man take so many selfies - and not even with other people. It’s just his big fat head looking like an idiot and he believes he looks amazing.

Especially a married man. A guy who’s dating taking selfies makes some kind of sense. Pat was taking all of those selfies because he thinks he looks good/people want to see them for themselves. It’s really scary to think about.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

It’s really scary to think about.

This right here. We do a lot of loffin' but he is a genuinely scary dude. He's capable of absolutely anything and if his awful wife ever comes to her awful sense, I'd be afraid for her awful safety.