Flashback Friday (Feb 2017)- Patrick gets his blue checkmark, acts like a cunt

[CarolMaxheinie]

When I observe what a pointless, cunty and self-absorbed personality Pat projects online, I can’t help but think this is pure Mommy Raven coming out in him. My hunch is that his school counselor mother is a raging narcissistic bitch as well. Patso was always coddled and protected by her, hence as a failed adult his only response to stress is to emulate her loser attitude and hope it protects him as an adult.

Spoiler Alert: it doesn’t. It just invites further criticism from the online community.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Imagine the way he would act if he ever got that blue check again. *shivers*

 

[The Talking Dead]

*manifests in chat*

 

[Udders]

"Nevermind, child."

Patrick also left his daughter In Utero

If only he drank some Bleach.

 

[Clint Ruin]

When I observe what a pointless, cunty and self-absorbed personality Pat projects online, I can’t help but think this is pure Mommy Raven coming out in him. My hunch is that his school counselor mother is a raging narcissistic bitch as well. Patso was always coddled and protected by her, hence as a failed adult his only response to stress is to emulate her loser attitude and hope it protects him as an adult.

Spoiler Alert: it doesn’t. It just invites further criticism from the online community.

Judith is who brought Technicality Tomlinson in the world, I guarantee you, he would pull shit like "No, mom, you said not to put my hand in the cookie jar, but I broke the cookie jar and ate the cookie off the floor, so I did what you said", and instead of reprimanding him, she'd praise what a "clever boy" he was.

 

[bombvest]

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penis is way too large.

 

[Phish]

Judith is who brought Technicality Tomlinson in the world, I guarantee you, he would pull shit like "No, mom, you said not to put my hand in the cookie jar, but I broke the cookie jar and ate the cookie off the floor, so I did what you said", and instead of reprimanding him, she'd praise what a "clever boy" he was.

My 10 yr tries this type of shit and im like “it was cute when you were like 5, but STOP IT!” Shes too smart for her own good. She was told to write 2 paragraphs about the Magna Carta and she wrote 2 sentences and said “technically one sentence can be a paragraph”. I wanna smack her upside the head when she pulls a Tomlinson. (I dont though.)