Five guns

[TokenX]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He only ever really says about five things, ever. But he says each one thousands of times every day

 

[guest]

My five guns don't quack. They bark.

Do they?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Owned more guns than you can ever contemplate = Five.

Fleet of Mustangs = One old piece of shit.

 

[TokenX]

Do they?

I saw that too

Owned more guns than you can ever contemplate = Five.

Fleet of Mustangs = One old piece of shit.

"In between rewrites and cons, I run triathlons, wax my stable of Ford Mustangs, win marksman competitions, body-build, get more strange than you can ever contemplate, and I AM THE MANLIEST AND MOST AWESOME MAN EVER (but also a geek who's into the more cerebral, sensitive aspects of life, child."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

@captain_kamala posted these pics on reddit and everyone believed Patrick was a fat lesbian without hesitation

 

[AntSucks]

Hi. I own four guns, have shot competitively, and hold a CCW permit. I, like 70% of other gun owners, think we need universal background checks. You were saying?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing like some gaslighting with guns on twitter. He is such a coward.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He only owns guns so that his opinions on gun control can have more clout on twitter.
Like those cringe reddit posts where someone says they voted for Reagan twice but they despise Trump

 

[RoTheHo69]

Why are all of his rifles pistol caliber? That shit is for girl scouts.

 

[NoBacon]

Justice for Bernell.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He only owns guns so that his opinions on gun control can have more clout on twitter.

He also bought one because it looked like a space zapper. Pew pew, child.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Why are all of his rifles pistol caliber? That shit is for girl scouts.

Yep unless it’s a SBR, a rifle is pistol caliber is not practical. Kinda a theme with Piggy Boy.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Yep unless it’s a SBR, a rifle is pistol caliber is not practical. Kinda a theme with Piggy Boy.

He is an SBR - Saggy-Breasted Retard

 

[Harry Powell]

I saw that too

"In between rewrites and cons, I run triathlons, wax my stable of Ford Mustangs, win marksman competitions, body-build, get more strange than you can ever contemplate, and I AM THE MANLIEST AND MOST AWESOME MAN EVER (but also a geek who's into the more cerebral, sensitive aspects of life, child."

How could you read a comment like this, someone just piercing through your entire constructed persona, and not feel shame and embarrassment?

 

[guest]

Five guns, three chins.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Five guns, three chins.

zero daughters.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Anyone still have the picture of his guns laid out with cat hair everywhere?

 

[Guyincognito]

Yep unless it’s a SBR, a rifle is pistol caliber is not practical. Kinda a theme with Piggy Boy.

Hell yeah. I have .357 carbine and revolver so i can cowboy carry. You’ll note I only felt the need to mention two of my guns

 

[ISO__JOE]

Competitive Marksman Pat is a new one to me. “Been shooting in competition since I was 12.” Is there anything he isn’t an expert in?