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Five guns

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
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Owned more guns than you can ever contemplate = Five.

Fleet of Mustangs = One old piece of shit.
 

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
I saw that too
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Owned more guns than you can ever contemplate = Five.

Fleet of Mustangs = One old piece of shit.
"In between rewrites and cons, I run triathlons, wax my stable of Ford Mustangs, win marksman competitions, body-build, get more strange than you can ever contemplate, and I AM THE MANLIEST AND MOST AWESOME MAN EVER (but also a geek who's into the more cerebral, sensitive aspects of life, child."
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
I saw that too

"In between rewrites and cons, I run triathlons, wax my stable of Ford Mustangs, win marksman competitions, body-build, get more strange than you can ever contemplate, and I AM THE MANLIEST AND MOST AWESOME MAN EVER (but also a geek who's into the more cerebral, sensitive aspects of life, child."
How could you read a comment like this, someone just piercing through your entire constructed persona, and not feel shame and embarrassment?
 
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