First mow of the year

[Slackjawed Cow]

He needs constant validation even for the most mundane tasks. You will never see him post about paying child support. Thats one check he isnt willing to cash.

 

[guest]

This POS doesn’t even care about the bee's during #NomowMay!


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[Meownaw]

This POS isn't even care about the bee's during #NomowMay!

What’s This No Mow May Everyone’s Talking About?

“No Mow May” is a national movement created as an attempt to help the bees as the summer season approaches.

www.milwaukeemag.com

There are too many gay fucking movements it's exhausting.

 

[guest]

There are too many gay fucking movements it's exhausting.

I concur, but Pat does care about the current issues. So someone on Twitter needs to ask him "What about the bee's"?

 

[guest]

He should have cut it at least 2 times already. Lazy fuck.

Exactly. I did the first mow of my country place like 5 weeks ago. Twice more since then. Grass grows like crazy in Spring. Probably do another on Saturday. He is lazy as hell

 

[DanFielding]

He’s mowing because he’s too poor to hire a landscaper to do it for him.

 

[captain_kamala]

where do people without garages keep their lawnmowers?

 

[guest]

Needing affirmation piggy? Yesterday I worked 8hrs, went home and did the front brakes on my car and cut 2.5 acres on my trusty Kubota. You know who I told? No one except the rascals reading this and now I feel gay.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

"my lawn needs mowing"

Looks like that Gook village that Duvall attacked in Apocalpyse Now.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

This POS doesn’t even care about the bee's during #NomowMay!

What’s This No Mow May Everyone’s Talking About?

“No Mow May” is a national movement created as an attempt to help the bees as the summer season approaches.

www.milwaukeemag.com

If had done this my yard would look like a hay field. Idiocy.

 

[FurBurger]

What does the expression cutting the grass mean?


"He cut Pat's grass.” In this sense, it means to take an opportunity from someone else that they were perhaps more entitled to. It is often used in relation to the pursuit of the opposite sex - particularly where there is pre-existing knowledge that someone is “interested in” someone else.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He needs constant validation even for the most mundane tasks. You will never see him post about paying child support. Thats one check he isnt willing to cash.

It’s because he’s 42 and his life is meaningless. He has no job, no career, no friends, and no life. Simple tasks that normal people do everyday don’t apply to the fat idiot that I don’t think is allowed to use the stove. To him cutting the grass is a major accomplishment yet normal people just see it as it is - cutting the grass. This idiot was excited and bragging about having to do jury duty - something normal people with jobs and families hate because it’s a inconvenience. Him leaving the house is a big deal since he has nowhere to be. Plus he’s fat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Reminds me of this retard Forrest Gump.

But at least he had investments and went to a real college, despite being a retard.

 

[guest]

He’s mowing because he’s too poor to hire a landscaper to do it for him.

Ironically only fat people hire people to cut their grass for them. For the rest of us it's a couple of hours of solitude away from the brats (children not sausages.)

 

[Will Tate]

If had done this my yard would look like a hay field. Idiocy.

I'd rather have No 'Mo May.

 

[guest]

Looks like that Gook village that Duvall attacked in Apocalpyse Now.

"Holy Christ, she's a SAP. I'm gonna get that dink bitch. Get over there, Johnny. Put the right skid right up her ass."

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I have an average-sized yard and I use a motorless push mower. It takes longer but I dont have to fuck around with gas or anything and I get a bit of a work out while doing it. Tubbs probably rents a riding mower to trim his weed garden.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

where do people without garages keep their lawnmowers?

In a shed in the backyard.

 

[Guyincognito]

Looks like that Gook village that Duvall attacked in Apocalpyse Now.

The smell of napalm in the morning? It smells like idiocy

 

[SFWA liaison]

I went to do number two and wiped my own behind, can I get some ribs so I feel good about my adulting?