First mow of the year

[Clint Ruin]

Of course you do, lard ass, your lawn has like five blades of grass

 

[Meownaw]

I bet he uses a riding mower on something that would take 5 minutes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why did this necessitate a tweet

 

[Opesterino]

why does he think the world needs to know when he is cutting grass? we know its the mental illness at play but I just can't get over that thought process.

 

[Phish]

Does he even have any grass? All ive ever seen is ghettos and cement all around the hovel. And pepperoni. Shit was all over the sidewalk.

 

[guest]

his lawn is as big as my commieblock living room lol

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I bet he uses a riding mower on something that would take 5 minutes.

He needs the ride mower for meal breaks, child.

 

[guest]

Since when do cows use lawnmowers to graze?

 

[guest]

why does he think the world needs to know when he is cutting grass? we know its the mental illness at play but I just can't get over that thought process.

Narcissism.

 

[guest]

"my lawn needs mowing"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He needs the ride mower for meal breaks, child.

Living out in bumblefuck our drunks that lost their licenses for dwi. use farm tractors to hit the bars and they are not even farmers

 

[fusciasomething]

I feel like you could just stick Niki out there and she would eat the grass and weeds like a goat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Sounds like a 5 minute push mower job. He’s trying to make it sound like he’s got some huge yard because he’s so successful yet he’s barely got any property, let alone grass. I’m surprised tool man Pat isn’t lecturing everyone about the proper tools needed for yard work.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Of course you do, lard ass, your lawn has like five blades of grass

This fat fuck doesn’t even shovel. He has nowhere to be so he waits for it to melt. If he actually had to leave the house for a job in the snow he would have totaled that rustang years ago. I remember he posted some video about shoving snow and it was obvious it had melted.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Dinner later?

 

[guest]

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Of course you do, lard ass, your lawn has like five blades of grass

You fucking maniac. You’re about to be driven even deeper into poverty #PayQuasi

 

[Bigsmooth]

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

How's that fence coming, hog?

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He should have cut it at least 2 times already. Lazy fuck.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Living out in bumblefuck our drunks that lost their licenses for dwi. use farm tractors to hit the bars and they are not even farmers

I know a couple of people who put motors on their lazy boys. I, myself, probably around 10 years ago, was drunk driving and saw one whizzing down a road. Almost got into an accident I was laughing so hard. Drunks will always be great entertainment.