First major sporting event marketed towards white people in fucking years

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Old white boomers are the only ones who watch baseball now anyway. I used to love watching but nerds ruined it with this exit velocity, launch angle shit. Don't even get me started on spin rate and Spider Tack.

The announcers never shut the fuck up. Now they have women calling games. Its awful. Having a game on in the background was once one of the most pleasant sounds in the world, now its just yack yack this, personal information about the players that.
I'm not even a boomer, but I shit you not I listen to games on the radio now. In my garage. I am happy as a Pat in shit.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The announcers never shut the fuck up. Now they have women calling games. Its awful. Having a game on in the background was once one of the most pleasant sounds in the world, now its just yack yack this, personal information about the players that.
I'm not even a boomer, but I shit you not I listen to games on the radio now. In my garage. I am happy as a Pat in shit.

I prefer radio to TV, too (nothing but fentanyl beats Denny Matthews lulling you to sleep on a Sunday afternoon), but the Mets have the best booth on television.

 

[CuckQueen]

Team sports are fucking dead. There from another era and people can't be bothered to give a shit.

 

[stealthygeek]

Old white boomers are the only ones who watch baseball now anyway. I used to love watching but nerds ruined it with this exit velocity, launch angle shit. Don't even get me started on spin rate and Spider Tack.

They're to blame for the grueling pace of play too. The stats say that the longer pitchers wait between pitches the more successful their next pitch is. So if there's some Mark Buerlhe type in the minors who likes to keep the game moving, they'll actively try to coach that out of him and slow things down. Fucking gay.

Baseball was my favorite sport growing up and it's now a distant 4th. I dont think I can name bv 20 total active MLB players, it's sad. Baseball's refusal to do the bare minimum to make the game watchable (enforce a pitch clock, jesus christ) is gonna come back to bite them at some point as their fanbase dies off. I think within the next 20 years they're gonna have to do something goofy like seven inning games to compensate for kids having zero attention span.

 

[guest]

I like baseball and I’m literally from Iowa and thought this was cheesedick. The game being there and the stadium and stuff was cool but the opening with Costner walking around looking amazed was super douchey. He’s a fucking California faggot actor.

And to whoever said Iowa seemed cool because it was all white people, I guarantee you probably 95% of the audience who weren’t reporters were probably rich people from Chicago.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

but the opening with Costner walking around looking amazed was super douchey

You didn't think the cameraman creeping in the cornfield behind him was cool? It felt so natural.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

They're to blame for the grueling pace of play too. The stats say that the longer pitchers wait between pitches the more successful their next pitch is. So if there's some Mark Buerlhe type in the minors who likes to keep the game moving, they'll actively try to coach that out of him and slow things down. Fucking gay.

Baseball was my favorite sport growing up and it's now a distant 4th. I dont think I can name bv 20 total active MLB players, it's sad. Baseball's refusal to do the bare minimum to make the game watchable (enforce a pitch clock, jesus christ) is gonna come back to bite them at some point as their fanbase dies off. I think within the next 20 years they're gonna have to do something goofy like seven inning games to compensate for kids having zero attention span.

Thats complete bullshit too. A pitcher that works painfully slow will often get in his own head, and the fielders start daydreaming. Kills your whole teams energy.
And they are literally already doing 7 inning games lmao

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

True bro, NFL or die. What a shitty white trash country we are

football sucks shit

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Bobo is the only person who still enjoys baseball.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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amazing

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I read the title and thought of Snooker. Great game. The chink's are involved now.

We'll take a look at it.

 

[fusciasomething]

football sucks shit

Correct. I was trying to sound like a typical football fan/retard.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Denny Matthews

Best broadcaster of all time.

 

[guest]

You didn't think the cameraman creeping in the cornfield behind him was cool? It felt so natural.

Yeah plus he was there earlier in the day so it’s not even like that was the first time he’d seen the place, it was all just lame acting.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Field of Dreams is self indulgent bourgeois horseshit. “Did you get to experience The Sixties?” Go fuck yourself. Fucking gutless mid-century liberals bragging about their (((fun))) taking drugs and being annoying.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Field of Dreams is self indulgent bourgeois horseshit. “Did you get to experience The Sixties?” Go fuck yourself. Fucking gutless mid-century liberals bragging about their (((fun))) taking drugs and being annoying.

"But our generation was culturally relevant, maaaaaan."