Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Oopsie doodles.
Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
 
Good point. My prediction: the Pat saga surprisingly ends when he gets arrested for installing cameras in the bathroom

It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.
 

Turk February

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It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.
He would never do it. He would run away screeching "arrest this man!"
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

Itd be worse than just A&B. Itd be false imprisonment at best kidnapping at worst.
 
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