Sounds pretty damn queer if ya ask me
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel
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If you're shitting you already are immobile, no? Are the police going to let the stlaker finish his bowel movement before the inevitable felony arrest? So many questions
Felony neglect to flush.
Capital upperdecker.
I will have to leave a one star review if I got chopped in the head and leave in a coma by a super host while staying in a airbnb
Oopsie doodles.
My ribs are glavening out of orbit
He’s a real ballcock, that’s for sure
If you rent his Airbnb and shit in his toilet he'll bust in and hold you down until the police arrive right there on the tile.
Arrested for "multiple felony charges" for not flushing after taking a shit in his house is seriously the funniest thing Pat's said in a while. I can't breathe.
does he watch everyone taking a shit in case it becomes felonious?
What's the difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh?
He’s the Thelonius Monk of doing bits.
Thelonius Cunt
Felonious Hump
Thelonelius Chump
Picturing Patrick sitting in front of his computer (does he even have one?) or his phone watching the Airbnb cameras (they're disconnected when guests stay, honest!) while a guest takes a shit then making a panicked phone call to police when he doesn't hear a toilet flush is absolutely ribs smashing.
You know, for being a straight guy who cums in a woman, he sure seems to talk a lot about wanting to hold other men.
Did you not see the last picture? Thats not a straight man
I'm so sorry, @stealthytoilet.
I know what you're upto, but no doxxy tah-day