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No one can convince me he isn’t dying.
I'm not sure if its the lighting or what because photos of him after this have not looked nearly as bad but he looks especially off hereRick sees this in the mirror (or maybe not?) but doesn’t hit the red alert button and make drastic changes. View attachment 152681
No one can convince me he isn’t dying.
I can’t how large his head has become over just a couple years. I’m guessing he’s switched from beer to cheap liquor for cost reasons and using mixers high in sugar. He must feel like absolute shit when he’s not drunk which seems to be multiple times a day at this point.Rick sees this in the mirror (or maybe not?) but doesn’t hit the red alert button and make drastic changes. View attachment 152681
No one can convince me he isn’t dying.
It’s also he has nothing but free time and from his twitter activity he starts drinking in the morning - gets shit faced - passes out - wakes up and starts again.I'm not sure if its the lighting or what because photos of him after this have not looked nearly as bad but he looks especially off here
I like my beer as much as anyone but god damn if reading about liver related issues due to alcohol doesn't scare you into keeping your drinking in check than I don't know what will
Its also just knowing your limits and giving your body a break once in a while. Most heavy drinkers are probably fine because they just drink after work then stop to go to bed at a decent time. Maybe even cut back or stop for a month or two to drop some weight. Its the ones that hammer their body from AM to PM and never give it a chance to recover that do that irreversible shit to themselvesIt’s also he has nothing but free time and from his twitter activity he starts drinking in the morning - gets shit faced - passes out - wakes up and starts again.
Im a heavy drinker but I also have a job so I know I can only have so many before because I have to be up and ready to work. Pat has nothing to do and nowhere to be so drink it up
I'll write you a personalised plan that could save your life. You have to admit you have a problem though.
Pointless anyway. My advice would've included things like "you have a drinking problem. Stop drinking for the next few months and see if you feel and look better", "wake up every day at 6.30 and start working by 8 at the latest", and "cut down on carbs." Something tells me it'd be falling on deaf ears.No you will not, stlaker. And no I will not, stlaker.
Enjoy prison.
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