Fellow nerds. Hear me.

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

“You look marvelous, darling”

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I mean, women are NPCs. Everyone else in the world besides you is technically a non-playable character, at least until someone finds a John Malkovich portal. You only get to play the life RPG as yourself.

But here comes Rick to definitively state this shy guy didn't miss his chance because he never had one. Which again, Rick anoints himself the king of deciding who women will have sex with. Just like saying you'll have consensual sex with Niki is a rape threat because he decides who she sleeps with.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What the fuck??? What did that guy say that was so creepy? Everybody has had a crush on someone at some point in their life that they were too nervous to talk to. Old Testament Sex God Pat is trying to flex again and it's enraging.

According to Pat, noticing someone but going on about your business and leaving them alone instead of interacting with them is "creepy."

Meanwhile...

Spanky has less of a chubby toddler face than Patrick.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats " How to pick up women."

" Do nothing."

Horrible advice.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Rick reminds me of that Andrew Dobson faggot.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Rick reminds me of that Andrew Dobson faggot.

WAIT THERE'S REALLY A PHOTO OF THIS LAPPENING EVENT?!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

" he ladies, Im different."

No you arent pat, this is the technique if predator creeps.

Plus, Pat has been in a relationship so long that he wouldnt know what to do in todays dating scene. It has changed a lot in 8 plus years. Unless you are at a strip club or a guy that looks like a model, women arent going to come up to you. You leave a lot of opportunities on the table while you sit and wait.

Pats not even in a “relationship” in 2021, he married some dyke trying to make her mom happy years ago while he was trying to convince himself he’s over his ex. They’re roommates with a mortgage and he sleeps on the couch.

 

[Meownaw]

this is embarrassing

both of Pig's statements are not only rude but nonsensical when put in context of the sane person's statements

If he does that fucking "tell me you _______ without telling me you _______" faggotry one more god damn time.

 

[MonsterSteve]

You beat me to it, here's a cap. What an absolute ass he is.

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How was this guy being creepy? Because he thought the girl was beautiful? Fat fucking retard.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Everything Pig knows about women he learned from the Damsels of Dorkington.

Everything Pat has learned about eating pussy he learned from Mama Raven. "Lick the clitorous, child. Write the alphabet from A to Z using your tongue, my little one."