Fellow nerds. Hear me.

[based and white pilled]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1440121131583819778?s=20

-Damian

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

You beat me to it, here's a cap. What an absolute ass he is.

 

[Mikekeke]

When most dudes say that, they mean they wished they had stopped to talk to a woman or ask for her number. That isn't being a creep. Our Pattycakes is profoundly retarded.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You beat me to it, here's a cap. What an absolute ass he is.

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Finding someone attractive and wishing you could find the courage to talk to her are "really fucking creepy?" Really?

So instead we should follow them to a museum, bug them into leaving an arcade, or ask them on Twitter how long they are going to be in NY? OK.

No wonder you get along so well with Sethual Assault Simons, Piggy. You're a fucking sex pest too.

 

[guest]

Someone revealing a little human weakness and Piggy has to trundle in and demand everyone do better.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Take advice from the the most awkward dork on twitter. Pat we have seen how wierd you are around the opposite sex. So much that your hairdresser told you to fuckoff.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This unfuckable idiot honestly thinks you shouldn't approach women, they are supposed to approach you.

Yeah, Rick, women love weak, timid men that don't make the first move. The average woman doesn't want to be pursued at all. Spoken like a fat nerd married a tub-shaped 4.

 

[RobertMewler]

Spoken like a true beta male.

Women ache for an alpha male to come along to woo her, lead her, and display he can protect and provide for her. It's what sweeps us off our feet.
Pig's method of romance was to get a tomboy blitzed and fuck in a car on a second date. Only a fool would take relationship advice from such a buffoon.

 

[Brooke Shields]

this is embarrassing

both of Pig's statements are not only rude but nonsensical when put in context of the sane person's statements

 

[guest]

Holy shit what a self projecting ass. Calm the fuck down and while you’re at it lose some weight for God’s sake.

 

[guest]

 

[Clint Ruin]

Spoken like a true beta male.

Women ache for an alpha male to come along to woo her, lead her, and display he can protect and provide for her. It's what sweeps us off our feet.
Pig's method of romance was to get a tomboy blitzed and fuck in a car on a second date. Only a fool would take relationship advice from such a buffoon.

Only a guy used to rejection believes dumb shit like he's saying, that and bitter bluehairs.

 

[based and white pilled]

This pig lusts for women on Twitter for fucks sake. PAT YOU HAVE AUTISM AND PROJECT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

-Damian

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And thats why pat has only been with two women. One was a high school girlfriend and the other was off of plenty of fish. He married both and has never played the field as an adult. Never take advice from this idiot especially when it comes to women. He is so detached from reality.

 

[fusciasomething]

Mention NPC and RPG, that really gets the ladies going.

 

[stealthygeek]

Just lay back and play it cool like Pat... by waiting 3 hours in line to get Neil Gaiman's autograph for the outside chance it'll get you some of that barely functional Zoloft pussy.

Fuck off, Pat. You can do your incel shaming for people like us who discuss buttfucking a woman sans lube within 30 seconds of first laying eyes on them but this is just some lonely guy feeling kinda down on himself. Last thing this guy needs is cunty abrasive advice from a fat guy that's currently suing the internet and courting fake journalists like a fucking retard.

 

[guest]

Finding someone attractive but feeling insecure about talking to her is a rape demand.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Remember, NPC is an alt-right insult.

 

[Udders]

 

[Coonskin]

Lol Patrick has no game