Fatrick update on the Kenosha Kid trial

[Cyberatorquer]

Whoever decides the meaning of words, he also decides the execution of laws, child.

 

[ActionJackson]

So the prosecutor who buried his head in his hands wasn't thinking this was bad for his case, he was thinking "Oh God, this will be a total slam dunk once an unemployed Z-list sci-fi author with B-cup titties tells me how to spin this"?

Have I got that right?

No, you've got it wrong, child. They are way bigger than B-cups.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He was 5' 3". He was a win-chester 53. Get it? Chester? Because he was a pedo? Boooo.

He went from Chomo to No Mo'

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pig likes to be purposely super wrong about shit just so he can argue and oink angrily at people. Weird atheist fatbody.

Its so odd. He doesnt want to discuss topics, he just wants to butt in and tell someone they are "wrong" and then run off to the next post. No effort to prove his claims. Yet he will demand proof from others. Pat just doesnt know how to function like a normal person in public. He will always be that awkward weirdo that is on their phone sitting by themselves. He lives in a different reality. He thinks he is the prototype for what a "man" should be but everyone else just sees an insecure manbaby.

 

[guest]

Its so odd. He doesnt want to discuss topics, he just wants to butt in and tell someone they are "wrong" and then run off to the next post. No effort to prove his claims. Yet he will demand proof from others. Pat just doesnt know how to function like a normal person in public. He will always be that awkward weirdo that is on their phone sitting by themselves. He lives in a different reality. He thinks he is the prototype for what a "man" should be but everyone else just sees an insecure manbaby.

His life's No. 1 priority is being right and the smartest little piggy on the farm. Ironically that's the least smart thing you can do if you want to live a content, fulfilling life. He's a dumb asshole.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I can't wait for patricks tears once rittenhouse is found not guilty. Those redditors are gonna have a field day

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Given Rick's inability to put his personal biases aside and grasp the concept of nuance, you'd think he'd love a story of a young man taking justice into his own hands and doing what he thought was right. But because Kyle would've voted red if he could vote at the time of the shooting, he has to do insane mental gymnastics to make him the "bad guy."

It genuinely scares me that Rick and people like him could potentially serve on a jury one day.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Given Rick's inability to put his personal biases aside and grasp the concept of nuance, you'd think he'd love a story of a young man taking justice into his own hands and doing what he thought was right. But because Kyle would've voted red if he could vote at the time of the shooting, he has to do insane mental gymnastics to make him the "bad guy."

It genuinely scares me that Rick and people like him could potentially serve on a jury one day.

Ricky serving jury duty scares me as well. I’ve long gotten over the fact that idiots like him and Brother Moo can vote. But jury duty is a whole new world of scary.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Tellagayda Nights: The Legend of Thicky Blobby.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ricky serving jury duty scares me as well. I’ve long gotten over the fact that idiots like him and Brother Moo can vote. But jury duty is a whole new world of scary.

He was picked for jury duty last year and Im pretty sure they could tell he was bias so they didnt pick him.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He was picked for jury duty last year and Im pretty sure they could tell he was bias so they didnt pick him.

rumor is they could tell he literally shit his pants

 

[Raymond]

Fat calls Grosskreutz "Good Guy with a Gun" meaning a person who's trying to kill a spree killer. Though Grosskreutz said he had no intention of shooting Rittenhouse, contradicting piggy. This fat fuck is a clueless fat cunt. He doesn't spend any time looking into the issues he babbles about. Makes no effort to learn the bullshit narrative he's supposed to propagate.

 

[Udders]

It genuinely scares me that Rick and people like him could potentially serve on a jury one day.

Unfortunately, they do every day. Hopefully balanced out by people like me. Funny enough, I'd love to have Bro Joe on my jury.

 

[guest]

It would be funny if some blue checkmark quote tweeted it ripping Rick a new one. I'm sure he'd try to respond but he wouldn't be able to block the replies or limit who interacts with the tweet.

 

[Cuphead]

Rittenhouse is everything Pat wishes he was. An actual tough guy and wins in court.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wish Piggy was victim number 2.
I’m a trained firearms instructor child, I’m now going to shoo…

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He was picked for jury duty last year and Im pretty sure they could tell he was bias so they didnt pick him.

The case was a patient suing a doctor over a breast augmentation so they thought he wouldn't be able to be impartial.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Go ahead call the law slow draw, bullet in your arm, Ritt Dawg, comin at ya like a Guerilla, f’rilla better known as the Pedo killa. Hubers dead skateboard rollin’, Kyle towards the Police he goes strollin’.