Fatrick seems quite fond of bringing up his erections to the public.

[Clint Ruin]

To be fair, there's half a dozen threads here in Off Topic talking about other guys' penises.

That's different.

 

[RobertMewler]

When's this asshole's heart finally gonna give out!? Tick tock!!

 

[guest]

Much like when he implies that he has a big dick or that he used to get laid a lot, Rick's biggest tell is when he talks about something so much. Him talking about erections all the time is all the proof I need that his little defective piglet dick can't get hard. They always say fat old people with high blood pressure are highest risk for erectile dysfunction. Your little baby dick can't get hard, can it Rick?

Yup!
I do believe that Patrick has a big retard dick. Problem is he can't get hard with a women, hence Patrick being the way he is.

 

[FurBurger]

I believe ol' Pat has forgotten what an erection is; what with the hypertension, obesity and inactivity.

I have always had a soft spot for the @Audi R8 V10. And by soft spot, I mean an erection.

I have no doubt that it's soft, Pat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He should be more concerned about evictions, because thats whats coming his way

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He probably chases the cats around the house with his boner in hand.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Pat’s limp dick was a made guy, and pat wasnt. It couldn’t get hard and there was nothing fatrick could do about it. It was amongst the italians, real greaseball shit.