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Fatrick seems quite fond of bringing up his erections to the public.

fricklefrackle

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Sick guy. Also, fat.
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Is he really this impotent, that he thinks "normal" adult men get erections from badass action movies and fast cars? Hahaha that's how erections work! My team won the big game and I am rock hard because of it!
He’s like Bobo. Probably goes up and down when you go from Audi R8’s to the Brewers too.

It’s nerves? Yeah I remember the last time I rode a huge rollercoaster and got massive raging hardon, Bobo.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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I have no clue what he's talking about with the Star Wars shit since I'm not a faggot, but in this context it seems like he wants to say "raging erection", and he's confusing the two phrases ("you're like an albacore around my neck").
What goes around is all around. Worst case Ontario.

maybe since we call him Rick he’s starting to turn into Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

 

FatPatsBaps

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Things that give Rick a fucking b0ner1:

Star Wars (?)
An Audi R8 V10
The Packers

And yet he's never once mentioned that his second, better wife gives him a raging erection.

It's probably because she's always drunk and depressed, the cunt.
 
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Clint Ruin

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Much like when he implies that he has a big dick or that he used to get laid a lot, Rick's biggest tell is when he talks about something so much. Him talking about erections all the time is all the proof I need that his little defective piglet dick can't get hard. They always say fat old people with high blood pressure are highest risk for erectile dysfunction. Your little baby dick can't get hard, can it Rick?
 
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The funniest thing about him is how transparent he is. He has the anxieties of a teenage boy. Penis size, how others perceive his masculinity, and homosexuality. Most guys get over this stuff by their early 20s, after they've laid a few women, talked to a few gay dudes and got to know themselves a bit better.

Fat has had sex with 2 women and married them both. The first one left him while pregnant with his child for a better man in what can only be described as a tier 1 devastating humiliation event. Any gay men he's met he's viewed not as real people with lives and thoughts and hopes of their own, but simply as NPCs he can use as Internet Points pokemons. And he's far too mentally ill to question, challenge or criticize himself, so self-knowledge is off the cards.

I suppose what I'm driving at is that he weighs a good deal more than a land mammal should.
 
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To be fair, there's half a dozen threads here in Off Topic talking about other guys' penises.

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