Fatrick follows #runningmotivation on Instagram

[AntSucks]

Kicking when he's down - they mistake cruelty for comedy

 

[guest]

Hey Pat. It’s Carol. I noticed you unblocked my Instagram again…weird flex but whatever.

Checking out your pathetic excuse for an account, I noticed you follow the hashtag #runningmotivation. Why? You don’t run and never did. The closest you ever got to “running” was a disgusting shirtless selfie on your roommate’s half porch and a dubious, embarrassing result at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon. I know you tried to position yourself as a “fitspirational” shlubby guy who didn’t look fit, but still worked out. A “stealthyjock”, I suppose. How’d that work out? Did my exposé regarding your missed timing mats and race photos put a damper on those plans? Oopsie fuckin’ doodles!

You also have a really low follower count. By your own bluster on Twitter, you have nothing to say and you’re irrelevant on there. You should delete your account. Instagram is for attractive, funny, motivational successes. You think you fit any of those criteria? Not so, child.

I’m glad that you failed even in the liberal California courts to hurt anyone. You’re irrelevant, ugly, and broke. Your life is truly one big gutterball, which is what you and Ugly Niki resemble. Coincidence?

Boomerism, so excuse me if I'm wrong. Can it possibly not be him blocking and unblocking you on Instagram? Could it be or glitch, if not he is literally fucking deranged, he just lost, move on fatso. He's not going to do anything with whatever he sees, but this is his entire life. I do think he's a homo, so maybe he is literally using them to jerk off too, that would be the best "excuse" for him at this point. I can't believe he can't let us go, just stop looking at your phone and move on.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

“You can’t outrun a bad diet”

Damn, I was hoping you could...

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Boomerism, so excuse me if I'm wrong. Can it possibly not be him blocking and unblocking you on Instagram? Could it be or glitch, if not he is literally fucking deranged, he just lost, move on fatso. He's not going to do anything with whatever he sees, but this is his entire life. I do think he's a homo, so maybe he is literally using them to jerk off too, that would be the best "excuse" for him at this point. I can't believe he can't let us go, just stop looking at your phone and move on.

Not a boomer question. I’ve been checking off and on for about a year, he’s definitely doing it intentionally (though I can’t be 100% sure he knows it’s his ol’ pal Carol, he might just be jacking off to me). It’s a fair question though, @covidcumia. He’s genuinely fucking deranged and a literal pants-shitting retard.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Not a boomer question. I’ve been checking off and on for about a year, he’s definitely doing it intentionally (though I can’t be 100% sure he knows it’s his ol’ pal Carol, he might just be jacking off to me). It’s a fair question though, @covidcumia. He’s genuinely fucking deranged and a literal pants-shitting retard.

No child, i am noT a pants shitting retard
stop projecting, little baby girl.
i am a runner, always have been.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

No child, i am noT a pants shitting retard
stop projecting, little baby girl.
i am a runner, always have been.

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Fat fuck is using English / Aussie slang, and using it wrong.

Saying something is "fuck all hot" doesn't make sense. If someone did "fuck all" it means they did nothing.

Newsflash: Pat is fat and retarded.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fat fuck is using English / Aussie slang, and using it wrong.

Saying something is "fuck all hot" doesn't make sense. If someone did "fuck all" it means they did nothing.

Newsflash: Pat is fat and retarded.

Rick is the type of person who would correct someone saying “I could care less”, even though he had said it up to the day before. If he’s not saying it still now. He’s just so fucking fat and gay is kinda what trying to say.

 

[MonsterSteve]

No child, i am noT a pants shitting retard
stop projecting, little baby girl.
i am a runner, always have been.

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"would rather run outside today, but I've got weight training to do afterward."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

#runningmotivation

No need for a hashtag, Pat. I'll hook a pot roast to a fishing pole and dangle it in front of you for 26:miles, no problem

 

[Meownaw]

I don't know how hashtags work (what am I 5?) But couldn't you tag Rick memes with it to make sure he sees them?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Rick is the type of person who would correct someone saying “I could care less”, even though he had said it up to the day before. If he’s not saying it still now. He’s just so fucking fat and gay is kinda what trying to say.

You forgot what he also is: fat.

 

[FurBurger]

How’d that work out? Did my exposé regarding your missed timing mats and race photos put a damper on those plans?

nnnooOOOOooo, child! I removed "half-marathon runner" from my bio for unrelated reasons, sweetie; just like I gave up "learning Spanish" and "my daughter".

We could play a fun guessing game, "what's resting on top of his plyo boxes?" if only he'd play along and take a photo (my guess is his childhood toys, that he'd play with if they didn't have such bad memories attached).

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

We could play a fun guessing game, "what's resting on top of his plyo boxes?"

It sure as hell isn’t Slim-Fast and toothpaste

 

[peckafacce]

Boomerism, so excuse me if I'm wrong. Can it possibly not be him blocking and unblocking you on Instagram? Could it be or glitch, if not he is literally fucking deranged, he just lost, move on fatso. He's not going to do anything with whatever he sees, but this is his entire life. I do think he's a homo, so maybe he is literally using them to jerk off too, that would be the best "excuse" for him at this point. I can't believe he can't let us go, just stop looking at your phone and move on.

He does it on twitter constantly as well. Unblocks, reply's then blocks again. He's a legit psychopath.

 

[FurBurger]

It sure as hell isn’t Slim-Fast and toothpaste

Is it the dusty contents of Nikki's womb?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He does it on twitter constantly as well. Unblocks, reply's then blocks again. He's a legit psychopath.

That's just a tactic that Twitter midwits like Pat like to do - it allows them to quickly snipe at someone and then the immediate reblock prevents them from being able to reply. Perfect for a fat failure who always needs to have the last word.

Unblocking and reblocking Carol's ig account without communicating with him just bookends his furious two-finger jerk sessions, it would seem.

 

[NoBacon]

The photo of his bloated fat head taking up most of his local gyms hashtag amongst people actually working out is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

 

[guest]

"Damned treadmill"...why did he buy one if he hates them and has this sweet gym membership? And has he used his own treadmill even once?

 

[JumboYumYums]

No child, i am noT a pants shitting retard
stop projecting, little baby girl.
i am a runner, always have been.

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100% evidence that this man is completely deranged. Who the fuck would post any of those pictures? He looks beyond horrendous in every single one of them. Also, what straight man posts that amount of selfies? I fully believe he's gay for Carol and Nikki is his beard.

 

[stealthygeek]

I've seen him brag about running 400 miles a year so I know he's completely clueless on this stuff but Jesus fucking christ he thinks 2 miles is some kind of huge milestone worthy of a celebration. That's bare minimum shit, Pat. Does he think other people are taking 800 foot jogs?