Fatrick follows #runningmotivation on Instagram

[CarolMaxheinie]

Hey Pat. It’s Carol. I noticed you unblocked my Instagram again…weird flex but whatever.

Checking out your pathetic excuse for an account, I noticed you follow the hashtag #runningmotivation. Why? You don’t run and never did. The closest you ever got to “running” was a disgusting shirtless selfie on your roommate’s half porch and a dubious, embarrassing result at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon. I know you tried to position yourself as a “fitspirational” shlubby guy who didn’t look fit, but still worked out. A “stealthyjock”, I suppose. How’d that work out? Did my exposé regarding your missed timing mats and race photos put a damper on those plans? Oopsie fuckin’ doodles!

You also have a really low follower count. By your own bluster on Twitter, you have nothing to say and you’re irrelevant on there. You should delete your account. Instagram is for attractive, funny, motivational successes. You think you fit any of those criteria? Not so, child.

I’m glad that you failed even in the liberal California courts to hurt anyone. You’re irrelevant, ugly, and broke. Your life is truly one big gutterball, which is what you and Ugly Niki resemble. Coincidence?

 

[Midian9876]

#AmEating #AmDrinking

 

[Harry Powell]

He’s reading this on a beach somewhere. No doubt it will motivate him to put down his $15 margarita and go for a jog.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Hi Carol, first time/long time, as the resident fitness expert, how can Patrick lose that head fat fast (besides the obvious)? I’ll take my answer off the air.

 

[Harry Powell]

Hi Carol, first time/long time, as the resident fitness expert, how can Patrick lose that head fat fast (besides the obvious)? I’ll take my answer off the air.

A butcher knife.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Hi Carol, first time/long time, as the resident fitness expert, how can Patrick lose that head fat fast (besides the obvious)? I’ll take my answer off the air.

most of it is alcohol bloat and poor eating habits. The bullfrog lips and gross, soulless eyes are a lost cause. Some guys are just fucking ugly.

I say this to all of my guys and gals that I support in their fitness journeys:
“You can’t outrun a bad diet”

 

[peckafacce]

#runningmotivation for Patrick means running from his responsibilities as an adult.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

NoooOOooo, child. Nikki is not my “Roommate”, child and she never was. I am not a “Stealthyjock” because no one would ever confuse me for one. These are delusions you need to keep going, stlaker.

 

[stealthygeek]

We're rapidly approaching the 1 year anniversary of his $1k+ attic treadmill (12/4/2020) and he's the fattest he's ever been. Can't forget to tag on the cost of the piano movers either. Treadmills and Bowflexs are cliches for stupid investments that 99% of people don't use enough to justify purchasing but Delusional Pat retardedly convinced himself that he was one of those driven 1%ers like Carol.

Between this and the lolsuit Pat needs to be reigned in on these 4+ figure purchases. Can't figure out how he botched the new fridge but I guarantee he somehow found a way to fuck it up.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Is he actually trying to make a positive change in his life? Has he finally learned his lesson and decided to heed our advice to stop being fat and gay?

Of course not, it's the children who are wrong.

 

[guest]

Fat's #runningmotivation is fatherhood. "You're going to be a fath..." you never saw him haul ass so fast!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Poor fatty can’t get away with anything anymore. I can almost taste his tears of rage. Delightful.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

most of it is alcohol bloat and poor eating habits. The bullfrog lips and gross, soulless eyes are a lost cause. Some guys are just fucking ugly.

I say this to all of my guys and gals that I support in their fitness journeys:
“You can’t outrun a bad diet”

But you sure can lie about it on the internet.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

most of it is alcohol bloat and poor eating habits. The bullfrog lips and gross, soulless eyes are a lost cause. Some guys are just fucking ugly.

I say this to all of my guys and gals that I support in their fitness journeys:
“You can’t outrun a bad diet”

In his defense I don't think he could outrun a good diet either.

 

[Coonskin]

Didnt this retard think you were having a gay affair with space edge in a Mewler love triangle?

What a fat idiot!

 

[UnPRePared]

@CarolMaxheinie Gosia has brought you up twice today, both times in glowing terms.

Please reiterate to her here that you're a full homosexual so that I can stop her from booking a flight to America.

Also, Pat is very fat.

 

[Username]

#runningmotivation. When Tyrone says”Yo tubby run your fat ass to KFC and get me a family bucket. Me and Nikki bought to work up an appetite.”

 

[HotDogJoe]

In his defense I don't think he could outrun a good diet either.

He couldn't outrun a tortoise. Fat cunt.

#TheTortoiseAndTheDaughterless

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Didnt this retard think you were having a gay affair with space edge in a Mewler love triangle?

What a fat idiot!

He thought I was bi or something. I’m a gold star gay! That’s slander!

Raaaammmooonnnneee! Bring me a twink from Minc!

 

[UnPRePared]

He thought I was bi or something. I’m a gold star gay! That’s slander!

Raaaammmooonnnneee! Bring me a twink from Minc!

You're not even the kind of gay Norton is, who says he wants the Combo Meal, super-sized.