Fatfax

[iBangedQuasi]

Got bored and pulled the Carfax for the Rustang. This has been hit for times than the lottery, five incident reports - 4 accidents and one damage report.

https://www.autovhr.com/deal/CFReports-ran/Deal-CFreport_1705540869.html

Enjoy reading, stlaker

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Now how about nikkis coalfax? Because she fucks niggers.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Can someone convert to PDF and upload it?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

4 Previous owner! Yikes

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Too bad his car has more accidents than he has best sellers

 

[fricklefrackle]

Can someone convert to PDF and upload it?

https://files.catbox.moe/0svihd.pdf

 

[Cuphead]

Haha I always knew he bought that piece of shit used. Also only worth $8k, but it's the special collectors edition Mustang he bragged about

 

[HeyItsVos]

4 Previous owner! Yikes

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I hope that little fox enjoys prison for felony accident reporting.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Since pat has owned that car he has damaged every corner.

Only the drivers door is "original."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Haha I always knew he bought that piece of shit used. Also only worth $8k, but it's the special collectors edition Mustang he bragged about

Nobody is buying that for 8k.

 

[stealthygeek]

Even his mechanic sounds like capeshit.

 

[Cuphead]

Nobody is buying that for 8k.

When he buys a new card they'll probably give him like 150-200 bucks for it to trade in before sending it to the junk yard

 

[quasi101]

He'll be lucky to get bluebook value for that when the repo men come. It's worth way less than bb value.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He'll be lucky to get bluebook value for that when the repo men come. It's worth way less than bb value.

A professional, thorough inspection of that rusted shitbox will be lucky to end up pricing it in the $3,500 range.

 

[Udders]

Too bad his car has more accidents than he has best sellers

And more accidents than women he's fucked.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

When he buys a new card they'll probably give him like 150-200 bucks for it to trade in before sending it to the junk yard

He lied to himself and the internet that he was buying a new one.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Even his mechanic sounds like capeshit.

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John the muffler man and his business partner list their cell phones on their website

If any asshole jimandsam redditors are reading this I suggest you don’t start any text conversations with Patrick, Lynne, John the muffler man, and Joe Cumia

Leave civilians out of this you pricks

 

[iBangedQuasi]

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He lied to himself and the internet that he was buying a new one.

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I forgot that he bragged he was buying a new mustang. I think he forgot he was poor and Lyn wouldn't give him any more money

 

[DanFielding]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Hi pat. We know you refresh Lit Crit obsessively.

Washing your shit box won't undo the 5 accidents four owners and 170k miles you fat Dipshit