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You obsess over Brooke Shields, a woman who was in the business and thus subsequently sexualized as a child. Argument dismissedI don't understand this defense of chubby chasing? It makes me assume you've never fucked skinnier chicks and just need some reason to say fat chicks are your go-to
What are you grabbing that not-fat girls don't have? their skin flab? their gut?
Grab the hips or hold their whole body. Just grab their tight girl flab harder, they'll tell you if they mind.
Honestly how does someone say they want to "grab" onto a girl they can't lift up for more than 10 seconds, I'd rather be able to man-handle than pretend a chubster keeps my cock hard
It's called getting old and being happy...
To be fair, Brosnan didn't exactly stay in the same shape either.
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Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and his ex-beard.
200 what? Years old?IM A GUY... WHO SAYS YOU GOTTA BE AT LEAST 200something if you wanna dosomething
If she ain’t 280 then she ain’t a lady.IM A GUY... WHO SAYS YOU GOTTA BE AT LEAST 200something if you wanna dosomething
They're getting divorced and Hugh is ready to announce he's full blown gay.View attachment 173668
Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and his wife.
I just knew it was rumored he was gay while married to a mess old enough to be his mother. Why actors choose to stay in the closet is beyond me. All of Hollywood is full of homosexuals.They're getting divorced and Hugh is ready to announce he's full blown gay.
LBS.200 what? Years old?
Hugh Jackman might be deeper in the closet than Patrick S Tomlinson. Just come out already, we all know you’re gay and it’s no big deal.I just knew it was rumored he was gay while married to a mess old enough to be his mother. Why actors choose to stay in the closet is beyond me. All of Hollywood is full of homosexuals.
I wonder if any anorexic chicks with body dysmorphia go.Today I learned there’s a thing called FAT CON that is a gathering of big fatso types to celebrate and encourage each other to be disgustingly morbidly obese. It features fat activists and fat influencers and I’m sure plenty of mobility scooters. We have come to the point where what fat used to be is now average size. I don’t know if it’s because I work in an office for a large company but fat women are more common than non-fat women. There’s a young prob mid 20s women at the cube next to me that has to 5’5 and over 250 pounds. We’re doomed.
I’m seeing more and more young fit to average size men dating big fat messes. I think it’s because now being thin is almost frowned upon and being fat is encouraged and celebrated.
I really hope a film crew documents this fat con just to see how sad while also crazy these types are. I imagine it to be a lot like Pat’s awful dork cons but even more pathetic - reminding people to hydrate, pace themselves, take breaks, bring snacks, etc. and of course how many mobile scooters will be used. The smell alone would prob make normal people vomit.I wonder if any anorexic chicks with body dysmorphia go.
If you caught me married to a woman as old as my mother it would be because of a different strain of mental illness.I just knew it was rumored he was gay while married to a mess old enough to be his mother.
At least they take all the expected jokes made at the expense of a gathering of fatties in stride.Today I learned there’s a thing called FAT CON that is a gathering of big fatso types
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