Fat, unemployed drunk who owes $125k just bought a new King sized bed

[guest]

 

[guest]

That’s the master bedroom? Embarrassing.

There is 6 inches of space from the bed to that door frame and not even enough space for nightstands.

 

[bovinebrain]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What kind of adults don't have matching pillow cases?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Striped carpet in front of plaid sheets with differently colored plaid pillow casing. That's how you can tell Nikki's a dyke she's got no sense of style

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"wifey"

 

[peckafacce]

Nice job having the bed block the door stupid

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What kind of adults don't have matching pillow cases?

You just know Niki's is the black one

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I love whenever he posts pics of his living space because it gives you pests a chance to dissect his life living in poverty

 

[guest]

The decor is atrocious. Everything about this house looks like that first rental place you live in after you move out of your parents house in your early 20s and live in a group house with some friends.

1. random mismatched furniture, curtains, bedspread, rugs etc that you get from hand me downs, Craigslist, yard sales or the thrift store

2. shittily thrown together outdoor area where you can grill hotdogs and sit in plastic chairs drinking your natty light

3. terrible paint and other obvious DIY repairs either because you broke shit and tried to fix it yourself so you don’t lose your security deposit or because you have a cheap landlord who won’t hire people to fix things

4. obviously out of date electrical, old mismatched appliances, Formica countertops, etc

 

[BudDickman]

The guy who is consistently made fun of for his ever-increasing girth by multiple online communities announces to the world that he had to upgrade to a larger bed.

 

[guest]

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Lmfao TYFYS to all parody/commentary/criticism accounts which are perfectly legal, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Someone just do this house a favor and burn it down.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Also wifey and I only touch when we want to.

Tell me you're in a loveless marriage without telling me you're in a loveless marriage.

 

[guest]

Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather

They’re little souvenir baseball bats like you would buy for your 8 year old at a game, if you didn’t abandon them.

 

[AntSucks]

4. obviously out of date electrical, old mismatched appliances, Formica countertops, etc

I get your other points but who the fuck would waste money on matching appliances? If that pressure cooker from college still works then who gives a shit if it matches the toaster? A man wouldn't.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He sleeps on the couch so he’s not touching his wife at all. Why did he word it that way?

 

[guest]

I get your other points but who the fuck would waste money on matching appliances? If that pressure cooker from college still works then who gives a shit if it matches the toaster? A man wouldn't.

I mean the major appliances like fridge, dishwasher, stove. In a nice place those usually match. In a shithole they all come from some used appliance store.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I've seen prison cells that are more spacious. What a fucking dump.