Fat-titted dyke

[NigelCumia]

-looks dirty and dingy
-owns a pit
-has gut
def a dyke

You could also be describing a mud shark

 

[NigelCumia]

Nah. This is totally organic, bro!


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Wtf wasn't she married to the 'look at this photograph' guy like 5 minutes ago?

While this is extremely troubling, Id still break my tongue off in her asshole if you catch my drift.

 

[guest]

I'd love to nut all over this dead-eyed whore's face and fat tits

 

[EraGodless]

Wtf wasn't she married to the 'look at this photograph' guy like 5 minutes ago?

While this is extremely troubling, Id still break my tongue off in her asshole if you catch my drift.

At some point, she was also with the lead singer of Sum41

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wtf wasn't she married to the 'look at this photograph' guy like 5 minutes ago?

While this is extremely troubling, Id still break my tongue off in her asshole if you catch my drift.

I like that you know the song but not that it’s by Nickelback.

 

[IanCurtis]

When I first saw this via the MSM I assumed it meant her career had fallen off and they were now in the stage of manufacturing an LBG identity for her - pretty much what's always done once sales drop off (Given her whole persona is manufactured and her parents are record Execs). Funny to think they thought the concept of a profoundly asexual who wears 'oodies' was going to last beyond the initial uptake of self-hating teens who've now moved onto more 'dangerous' artists like DojaCat (she drinks piss, likes being pissed on and pissing in public, and likes white boys - I'd say she's unbeatable and the idiot level of publicity around her met gala appearance kinda suggests she's in the 'premier' pop chair these days). Poor old Belly- she has zero range as a singer and her fans have started to grow up (I know, she's still packing them in at concerts but she's never going to be a Taylor Swift/Beyonce level pop star is she - hence the shift to homosexuality, at least it gives her something to talk about). I do think she's fantastically fleshy though, magnificent tits and she's probably into filthy sexual practices as well so physically - despite the laughable 'shame' she reports about her body in interviews to satisfy self-loathing teens, and her list of boyfriends - she's obviously up for a good rogering. I did read the article linked though and its obvious this is the idiot reporter just rearranging Belly's very tepid words to create a bit of clickbait, so not even the full committment to dyking out or anything. Oh well (I forgot, she did that Vanity Fair/Vogue pictorial where she tried to be all 'classy sexy' and her fanbase hated it, so yeah - she's trapped in a crappy 'asexual' persona... maybe she can 'leak' some pussy/asshole shots to improve her standing...

 

[Single Action Army]

The AT&T chick still had the funniest version of that. Comment after comment asking for milk hahah. Now she never shows them off in the newer commercials.

"I can't believe people are commenting on the only aspect that got me hired in the first place."
She apparently "directs" all the commercials too. Yeah I'm sure all those producers allow you that role because of your talent and not your GARGANTUAN slavic udders.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

When I first saw this via the MSM I assumed it meant her career had fallen off and they were now in the stage of manufacturing an LBG identity for her - pretty much what's always done once sales drop off (Given her whole persona is manufactured and her parents are record Execs). Funny to think they thought the concept of a profoundly asexual who wears 'oodies' was going to last beyond the initial uptake of self-hating teens who've now moved onto more 'dangerous' artists like DojaCat (she drinks piss, likes being pissed on and pissing in public, and likes white boys - I'd say she's unbeatable and the idiot level of publicity around her met gala appearance kinda suggests she's in the 'premier' pop chair these days). Poor old Belly- she has zero range as a singer and her fans have started to grow up (I know, she's still packing them in at concerts but she's never going to be a Taylor Swift/Beyonce level pop star is she - hence the shift to homosexuality, at least it gives her something to talk about). I do think she's fantastically fleshy though, magnificent tits and she's probably into filthy sexual practices as well so physically - despite the laughable 'shame' she reports about her body in interviews to satisfy self-loathing teens, and her list of boyfriends - she's obviously up for a good rogering. I did read the article linked though and its obvious this is the idiot reporter just rearranging Belly's very tepid words to create a bit of clickbait, so not even the full committment to dyking out or anything. Oh well (I forgot, she did that Vanity Fair/Vogue pictorial where she tried to be all 'classy sexy' and her fanbase hated it, so yeah - she's trapped in a crappy 'asexual' persona... maybe she can 'leak' some pussy/asshole shots to improve her standing...

Thanks for keeping it brief

 

[Dog Eater]

When I first saw this via the MSM I assumed it meant her career had fallen off and they were now in the stage of manufacturing an LBG identity for her - pretty much what's always done once sales drop off (Given her whole persona is manufactured and her parents are record Execs). Funny to think they thought the concept of a profoundly asexual who wears 'oodies' was going to last beyond the initial uptake of self-hating teens who've now moved onto more 'dangerous' artists like DojaCat (she drinks piss, likes being pissed on and pissing in public, and likes white boys - I'd say she's unbeatable and the idiot level of publicity around her met gala appearance kinda suggests she's in the 'premier' pop chair these days). Poor old Belly- she has zero range as a singer and her fans have started to grow up (I know, she's still packing them in at concerts but she's never going to be a Taylor Swift/Beyonce level pop star is she - hence the shift to homosexuality, at least it gives her something to talk about). I do think she's fantastically fleshy though, magnificent tits and she's probably into filthy sexual practices as well so physically - despite the laughable 'shame' she reports about her body in interviews to satisfy self-loathing teens, and her list of boyfriends - she's obviously up for a good rogering. I did read the article linked though and its obvious this is the idiot reporter just rearranging Belly's very tepid words to create a bit of clickbait, so not even the full committment to dyking out or anything. Oh well (I forgot, she did that Vanity Fair/Vogue pictorial where she tried to be all 'classy sexy' and her fanbase hated it, so yeah - she's trapped in a crappy 'asexual' persona... maybe she can 'leak' some pussy/asshole shots to improve her standing...

Didn’t read but nice killing yourself over women stupid.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

nice floppy slappys

 

[Cartoon Redux]

She looks like she smells terrible idk how to explain it

Like a gas station person

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Billie Eilish's Feet << wikiFeet

The collaborative celebrity feet website

www.wikifeet.com

Average at best, no bunions or callous but nothing to write home about - NEXT

Lotta fawkin closet cases. Like Ant, they'll turn their head and close their eyes when presented with the visage of a beautiful, black woman - offering up their racism as an excuse as to they want to avoid pussy

As the resident most active senior cocksucker user (formerly @CarolMaxheinie ) here, I have to agree.
She's no looker, but come on guys. You do a few shots, you grow a pair and you do her like you do a job.
Bad analogy. Imagine she's an anime you want to binge watch or videogame you want to speedrun. Fucking faggots on my faggot forums.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

the fact of the matter is, is that billie eilish has big fat fuckin tits and you are straying from that.