Fat, slit-eyed beast needs you to know he DGAF.

[EraGodless]

The yellow teeth, piggy eyes, fat cheeks, extra chins...he genuinely thinks he is this ultra ripped, rock solid pussy magnet but I mean come on... Not many wet knickers around when Fatrick is in the vicinity

I think you meant dry knickers- he's an Old Testament sex God, you see.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Didn’t talk like this in court, did you, Piggy?

“I ran out of road at 125,”
The fuck does that even mean?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

His ears are almost completely hidden by his face fat...but he hasn't gained a single pound, atalkers.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

“I ran out of road at 125,”
The fuck does that even mean?

That boy must have been flying in the mud.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

That boy must have been flying in the mud.

He was definitely wallowing in the mud. Gotta keep that piggy skin of his protected.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Are all the cool kids making these jokes nowadays?
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If shame hasn't killed his parents nothing will.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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Good movie. DAG was convincingly scary. I laughed when he just punched his wife in the face though. I was saw him do standup once. He's bigger than you'd think.

 

[FurBurger]

So he calls it a tank and a beast. Which is it Pat?

It's a tank, because that's what whales travel in.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Didn’t talk like this in court, did you, Piggy?

Eww. Two welfare leeches fatly wasting other people’s money

 

[guest]

Didn’t talk like this in court, did you, Piggy?

"A sprint" = something he's never done in his life

 

[DominusOdium]

Uncanny, same dead eyes.

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He's turning into TheToolMan