Fat Pat is about to do a reading of his shitty Tiny Tim story

[Easily_Remembered]

That’s what I was thinking, you read from something people can buy if they weren’t aware of the book and like what they heard. Pat can’t even try to sell his book properly, he screws it all up like everything else. He’s reading then something that odds are will never be published. Also, if some publisher did pick up his tiny Tim book wouldn’t they need to pay rights for the characters? Kind of a bad investment - paying for rights to a book that might not even sell since he’s a not even close to a best-selling author. He’s purposely making it harder to get signed to a deal.

They're public domain characters. The only reason Pat is using them is because he's desperate to have his own sort of MCU Avengers-type team up, and since he lacks the intelligence or creativity to create his own characters and brands, he's instead using public domain characters for a team up that nobody wanted or will read.

Even the setting and plot are more of a meme than a proper book. He's trying to create his own Avengers, but will more likely end up creating his own Snakes on a Plane.

His single digit likes should be the indicator of how much demand there is for this bottom tier garbage.

 

[niggerfaggot15]

wow! what an awesome, compelling tale! truly encompassing the duality of man..the recipient of gifts of love from the former curmudgeon turned altruist -- mr scrooge. ol' uncle scrooge ripped from arms and crippled legs of little timmy..the same selfishness that once lay hold of the old man now possesses the killer which releases uncle scrooge from this mortal coil..

the RAGE! little timmys quest for vengeance!

WOW! front row seat for me please! pulitzer pat wins again!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They're public domain characters. The only reason Pat is using them is because he's desperate to have his own sort of MCU Avengers-type team up, and since he lacks the intelligence or creativity to create his own characters and brands, he's instead using public domain characters for a team up that nobody wanted or will read.

Even the setting and plot are more of a meme than a proper book. He's trying to create his own Avengers, but will more likely end up creating his own Snakes on a Plane.

His single digit likes should be the indicator of how much demand there is for this bottom tier garbage.

it seems like a hail mary to generate enough interest that some publisher actually picks it up. He probably was told by his agent in no uncertain terms it was loser and had no chance of going anywhere based on what the industry actually wants.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

That’s what I was thinking, you read from something people can buy if they weren’t aware of the book and like what they heard. Pat can’t even try to sell his book properly, he screws it all up like everything else. He’s reading then something that odds are will never be published. Also, if some publisher did pick up his tiny Tim book wouldn’t they need to pay rights for the characters? Kind of a bad investment - paying for rights to a book that might not even sell since he’s a not even close to a best-selling author. He’s purposely making it harder to get signed to a deal.

Just to clarify, Scrooge was published nearly 100 years ago and is in the public domain. Fatso can do what he wants with those characters, probably part of the reason why he undertook this creatively bankrupt endeavor in the first place.

 

[FurBurger]

He’s reading from a book that doesn’t even have a publisher meaning it’s a good chance it will never be for sale. This is below people reading fan fiction.

No, it literally is fan fiction.

That's where Pat's career is; writing Charles Dickens fan fiction.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just to clarify, Scrooge was published nearly 100 years ago and is in the public domain. Fatso can do what he wants with those characters, probably reason why he undertook this creatively bankrupt endeavor in the first place.

Yeah I thought it was now public domain but wasn’t sure how far that can go. Piggy books are all rip offs of popular works and he really thinks a book about tiny Tim in the 1800s is what people want right now. He can’t even come up with anymore lame “this popular work - BUT IN SPACE! Also everyone is trans” ideas.

 

[guest]

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No, it literally is fan fiction.

That's where Pat's career is; writing Charles Dickens fan fiction.

I meant more that he’s billed as a presenter and brags about being a big published author (6 figures, child) and he’s reading unsold (and unwanted) fan fiction. You could have people attending reading their fan fiction on various popular works and it’s not as sad since they aren’t published authors.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I pity the wretched attendee creatures that saved up their shekels and are on their big annual outing to dumpsterfirecon.

Imagine being a young dude in a skirt or an androgynous house walrus or an elderly pensioner taking a break from his lemon party and attending more than one Patrick S Tomlinson bloated sperg session.

Hope the post-con suicide rate is 100%. Rest in slurm, faggots.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

These people are just walking around with butter? Is it handed out when you check in?

Yes, they hand out sliced loaves of bread with butter packets shoved in between the slices.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I bet his Tiny Tim refuses to say “God bless us, everyone” because he’s now a hardened atheist that doesn’t fit in among the godly folk of London.

 

[guest]

He is honestly exhausting to keep up with. When did he come out of the closet and an official tranny lover and real possible kid toucher..this fucking guy. It's one thing after another.

He has to be getting pegged in the ass at this thing, right?

 

[FurBurger]

Imagine being a young dude in a skirt or an androgynous house walrus

Fawkin' love that band.

 

[Brooke Shields]

he's instead using public domain characters for a team up that nobody wanted or will read.

I am very interested in how shit this thing could be
I sincerely hope he finishes it and it is somehow made public

 

[DiarrheaDick]

https://www.boybutter.com/collections/all

I don't wanna click.