Fat Pat is about to do a reading of his shitty Tiny Tim story

[It’s Meboe]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1517897458625523712

edit: my shitty take on it is the story is a metaphor. Pat is Tiny Tim. Scrooge is his career and the forums/trolls are the killer

 

[Raymond]

Someone should go on a rampage looking for Bernell Trammell's killer.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Someone needs to Dylan Klebold this venue. For humanity.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

This sounds very gay

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They’re so desperate they have someone reading a book that isn’t even finished and hasn’t even been purchased by a publisher? Might as well have people reading the phone book, least that gets published.

This con must be so low rent they can’t actually get anyone with any respected credentials and resort to this to kill time. They’re actually having story time. Sounds like this will be the last of the penguin con, and they actually told people to pay for extra rooms they won’t use for this bullshit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Christmas stories in April? What are we 5?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They’re so desperate they have someone reading a book that isn’t even finished and hasn’t even been purchased by a publisher? Might as well have people reading the phone book, least that gets published.

This con must be so low rent they can’t actually get anyone with any respected credentials and resort to this to kill time. They’re actually having story time. Sounds like this will be the last of the penguin con, and they actually told people to pay for extra rooms they won’t use for this bullshit.

After lunch its story time then we have a nap. These are grown 2nd graders.

 

[peckafacce]

Someone needs to Dylan Klebold this venue. For humanity.

I would rather they Timothy McVeigh it

 

[DiarrheaDick]

These people are just walking around with butter? Is it handed out when you check in?

 

[Udders]

Good idea, show how awful it is before its even completed or released.

 

[AntSucks]

Normally authors read a chapter from a popular book that you can buy and get signed.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

These people are just walking around with butter? Is it handed out when you check in?

Either a fatty typo or butter is a euphemism for lube with these degenerates.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Normally authors read a chapter from a popular book that you can buy and get signed.

That’s what I was thinking, you read from something people can buy if they weren’t aware of the book and like what they heard. Pat can’t even try to sell his book properly, he screws it all up like everything else. He’s reading then something that odds are will never be published. Also, if some publisher did pick up his tiny Tim book wouldn’t they need to pay rights for the characters? Kind of a bad investment - paying for rights to a book that might not even sell since he’s a not even close to a best-selling author. He’s purposely making it harder to get signed to a deal.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he is a stuttering mess trying to read it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Good idea, show how awful it is before its even completed or released.

He’s reading from a book that doesn’t even have a publisher meaning it’s a good chance it will never be for sale. This is below people reading fan fiction.

 

[guest]

Either a fatty typo or butter is a euphemism for lube with these degenerates.

[URL]https://www.boybutter.com/collections/all[/URL]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Patrick's life is so sad at this point I'm not even getting much of a buzz from making fun of it.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

https://www.boybutter.com/collections/all

Jesus Christ

 

[Meownaw]

Jesus Christ

Linger longer

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

Boo