Fat Niki and Rick are gym rats

[SmellenShoehorn]

Wait a second...I think I see something...

Blow that shit up, Jamie:

I knew it!

Black Friday indeed.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

My depressed wife works out too, child. Look at our X’s. You know how many gym bros I’ve owned this month, baby child?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

And still manages to tweet around 4000 times a month. Impressive!

You know, Pig, despite having a job that demands time and dedication you can’t even imagine and two young children to raise I still manage to work out 5 days a week. I’ve mentioned this tidbit on social media precisely zero times. I hope you made sure to crush a box of Entenmann's and a case of Coors or whatever piss you drink to celebrate what a good boy you are? Pathetic fat blob.

Right. I have an actual career, 3 kids, take care of my grandmother, and Coach my daughters soccer team. Yet I have no problem going 5 days a week. And I don’t get to layabout a half hovel doing nothing between my obligations.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why doesn’t he go to the gym on the weekends? Then again every day is the weekend if you’re an unemployed bum.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Right. I have an actual career, 3 kids, take care of my grandmother, and Coach my daughters soccer team. Yet I have no problem going 5 days a week. And I don’t get to layabout a half hovel doing nothing between my obligations.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder ho many of those Pat said he was just going to use the upstairs gym. Does a few pushups and writes an X on that day while grabbing a beer.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I wonder ho many of those Pat said he was just going to use the upstairs gym. Does a few pushups Tweets 15 times and writes an X on that day while grabbing a beer.

Fixed that.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I see what you did there Brotherman. Love it. lol.
All things Pat would never know of. Lol