Fat man gets haircut and is upset his straight "friends" haven't paid their respects

[Caverlock]

I'll dig up the pic later but he tweeted something like "I'm at an interracial gay wedding anniversary..." He made the poor homos mug for an awkward picture with Niki just so he could score good boy woke points on Twitter.

https://archive.is/3MBrt#selection-4747.0-4747.38

 

[stealthygeek]

https://archive.is/3MBrt#selection-4747.0-4747.38

Bragging about someone else's sexual preference as if it's not only an accomplishment, but Patrick's own accomplishment just to be associated with him. And you know in his mind that having a dark fella there acts like a Triple Points bonus in Scrabble. Pathetic, homophobic AND racist.

 

[Caverlock]

Bragging about someone else's sexual preference as if it's not only an accomplishment, but Patrick's own accomplishment just to be associated with him. And you know in his mind that having a dark fella there acts like a Triple Points bonus in Scrabble. Pathetic, homophobic AND racist.

He's used his Dachau pics to try to one-up people in petty Twitter spats, too.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So I walk into the Cellar late last night to do an unannounced set. Colin, Keith, Bobby sitting at the table. Colin takes one look at me and goes "great haircut, seriously". Keith and Bobby agree it makes me look very handsome and my stylist did a fantastic job.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It’s because he has no straight friends.

he's quite literally only referring to his wife

 

[Midian9876]

A shame we don’t get any selfies with whatever that hairdresser’s name was. ISIS captives loooked happier in those pics than her stuck with Fatty

 

[FurBurger]

Doesn't this dipshit always get exactly the same haircut, though? The Otho from Beetlejuice?

How is anyone going to notice?

 

[Will Tate]

Bragging about someone else's sexual preference as if it's not only an accomplishment, but Patrick's own accomplishment just to be associated with him. And you know in his mind that having a dark fella there acts like a Triple Points bonus in Scrabble. Pathetic, homophobic AND racist.

What do you wanna bet Pat just said, "Hey, guys, get in for a picture?" and didn't have the nuts to say a fucking word about how he was going to post it on Twitter to own the homophobes? Also, the guy in the middle doesn't look terribly amused, I'm getting a lot of Blappyesque vibes from him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This also shows how he feels about himself and gay men. He thinks he’s such a handsome guy that he just can’t STOP his gay friends from giving him compliments and hitting on him. Pat thinks gay guys just spend all day chasing straight men around complimenting them on their handsome boy haircuts which shows he doesn’t have any gay friends. Of course in reality Pat is an fat ugly 41 loser with awful fashion sense and no gay man is complimenting him on his basic super cuts hair style.

It probably fucks with his ego that gay men arnt attracted to him either.

 

[Caverlock]

He's used his Dachau pics to try to one-up people in petty Twitter spats, too.

Found it, finally. He's Malcolm X, btw.

https://archive.is/GTHW9

Pic of concentration camp means I win, child. It's like playing a Charizard card, child.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Found it, finally. He's Malcolm X, btw.

https://archive.is/GTHW9

Pic of concentration camp means I win, child. It's like playing a Charizard card, child.

Think of how many times Fat has said "X thing = Nazis" and how many times unwitting civilians have asked him to explain his position, only for Fat to say "Oh my sweet honey boo boo child, no, I do not owe you the definition of Nazi." Or something similarly asinine. He definitely has hundreds of those tweets and I don't think he's ever once explained why anything is fascism. He'll tell you to google fascism, so you do, and yep, still not seeing how crypto is fascism, Pat.

The fact that he thinks going to the Dacchau theme park and resort for his honeymoon makes him an expert on fascism is hilarious. I read Henry Ford's first printing of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, child, so yes, I do have an idea what fascism is.

 

[guest]

A search of Pat and "fascist" on Twitter is just a wall of people calling Pat a fascist.

If everyone would stop having opinions and only do what Pat says then there wouldn't be any fascists, child.

 

[1073waaf]

It’s because he has no straight friends.

Or gay ones.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Why no new selfies of the special boy's special haircut? He assures us he looks "amazing", so he can't be self conscious.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Maybe because you need to have straight friends first before you can get compliments from straight friends, fatass.

Also, your gay friends aren't your friends. They just manage to tolerate you. They pity your miserable existence and are too nice to say it to your face.

In their minds they are biding their time until he finally comes out of the closet so they can suck on those big luscious titties.
In my legally protected opinion.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Thiki hopes the same happens to her (The Bus is what she calls Tyrone's cock, so I've heard.)

 

[JayFirebrand2]

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