Fat idiot

[Mikekeke]

It wouldn't happen, but I hope some innocent attendee shows up with an Opie And Anthony shirt on and he gets a pig meltdown.

 

[guest]

"We are ready for you. You are not ready for us."

The Unfuckables

 

[Clint Ruin]

The Unfuckables

Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It wouldn't happen, but I hope some innocent attendee shows up with an Opie And Anthony shirt on and he gets a pig meltdown.

they literally dont exist to buy online

 

[guest]

I can literally feel the pressure on his screen from his fat angry thumbs...

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[guest]

Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.

that's why he likes these things. he really is a big strong tough guy compared to the other slugs who go to these conventions.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“Hey pat
Cyberatlker here”

RIBS

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[guest]

Notice Actual Tough Guy Pat is gone. No long will the threats be neutralized quickly and decisively. Now you will just be arrested immediately.

 

[guest]

Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.

This is one of the reasons he hangs out with this community. He likes feeling like he's the best looking male of the bunch. Pathetic.

 

[Mikekeke]

they literally dont exist to buy online

Never underestimate the desperation a sixty year old wife of an obese trucker has to make a couple bucks.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/OandA-WOW-Opie-and-Anthony-by-FAITH-HEALER99/36711758.FB110

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Never underestimate the desperation a sixty year old wife of an obese trucker has to make a couple bucks.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/OandA-WOW-Opie-and-Anthony-by-FAITH-HEALER99/36711758.FB110

Get one directly from the Opester

Wow Vintage Sticker Tee Black - Opie Radio

Preshrunk jersey knit Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar Taped neck and shoulders Tear away label Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

opieradio.com

 

[handsomeblue]

Do not turn this convention into your funeral, stlaker.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[warchief1978]

Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.

He knows one attractive person...his first, better wife. So glamorous.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Someone should go with a custom t-shirt depicting Pat's sales numbers.

Or make a shirt in binary code reading “I’m with fatso” / “Pay Quasi”

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.

It's the most depressing thing about Rick.

Imagine how shit your life would be if the only friends you had were these people. It's disturbing. But then Rick is so narcissistic that he wouldn't want to hang around any man who's more intelligent, good looking, has more money, and a bigger schlong than him. And that's pretty much any man.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

80s action hero Pat fucking stinks. "We are ready for you. You are not ready for us". I'm shaking.

Pie Hard

 

[guest]

It's the most depressing thing about Rick.

Imagine how shit your life would be if the only friends you had were these people. It's disturbing. But then Rick is so narcissistic that he wouldn't want to hang around any man who's more intelligent, good looking, has more money, and a bigger schlong than him. And that's pretty much any man.

Not being a smart-ass but he declined so much in the last 24 months, appearance wise, that even in his company of mis-fits...he is approaching bottom wrung. No way will he be 'alpha Fatrick' even among these sad losers:

Every one of those guys will mutiny if Pat attempted to steer the ship.