Fat idiot

[potatopeeler63]

Makes me giggle like an autistic 12 year old

 

[guest]

I love how he always takes the cheese on the V6 Bullitt comments.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Back of the squad car? He’s such a dope. He thinks police will do whatever he commands “take him away, boys!” as police a made arrests for…attending a convention. He thinks he’s going to have secret service watching him. I bet he’s bugged the hell out of the convention staff already.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

What kind of sentence do you get for saying a fat guy is fat online? There are a lot of risks to the life we've chosen. I sometimes wonder if crime really pays.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Steps with the local PD? I hope he really called them and oinked about cyber stalkers that call him fat online.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Back of the squad car? He’s such a dope. He thinks police will do whatever he commands “take him away, boys!” as police a made arrests for…attending a convention. He thinks he’s going to have secret service watching him. I bet he’s bugged the hell out of the convention staff already.

Yeah I don't think cops will let you eat gas station Indian food back there either.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I wouldn't brag about owning Gate Crashers. Judging by the sales numbers, that narrows the field of suspects down dramatically.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What kind of sentence do you get for saying a fat guy is fat online? There are a lot of risks to the life we've chosen. I sometimes wonder if crime really pays.

I’ve heard a public execution. Rick gets to choose method. He will probably use some of his martial arts to torture us. Then I’d imagine, when we’re in so much agony ready to die, he will toy with us using his professional level marksmanship. He will then drive off into the sunset in his V8 Bullit Mustang. No stlaker will threaten him again. That’s just what I’ve heard though.

 

[Clint Ruin]

How is he still this naive after over three years

 

[Stent]

A taste of prison. I bet that sounded imposing in his own head.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How much more pressure until he's stuck with the Josiah 5 voice?

Must feel like a cornered rat now. A rat that needs a big corner due to obesity, but a fat cornered rat nonetheless.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A taste of prison. I bet that sounded imposing in his own head.

I filmed half a season of a Travel Channel show called A Taste Of Prison where I toured maximum security prisons and sampled the toilet wine and frito pizza but then I died of complications with penile arthritis.

 

[peckafacce]

Back of the squad car? He’s such a dope. He thinks police will do whatever he commands “take him away, boys!” as police a made arrests for…attending a convention. He thinks he’s going to have secret service watching him. I bet he’s bugged the hell out of the convention staff already.

 

[peckafacce]

I wouldn't brag about owning Gate Crashers. Judging by the sales numbers, that narrows the field of suspects down dramatically.

Show up with a copy of GC by Will Tate, then act all disappointed when he isn't the right person

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

These replies read like Pat is about to be up to his third chin in fear pudding.

 

[Meownaw]

80s action hero Pat fucking stinks. "We are ready for you. You are not ready for us". I'm shaking.

 

[peckafacce]

80s action hero Pat fucking stinks. "We are ready for you. You are not ready for us". I'm shaking.

When nothing happens does he get to claim he won, and he scared his stalkers off?

 

[Raymond]

I laughed out loud when the topic of handshakes went this way:

 

[Will Tate]

"Hi, Patrick, I'm a huge fan!"
"No you're not, child, you are a criminal cyberstalker."
Nice tacit admission of your utter failure, stupid. Have fun at the con.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he’s going to have some kind of public meltdown at this con during one of his panels.