Fat cunt can't even be lazy correctly

[EllenTorquehorn]

To be fair, as despicable and useless as fat Betsy is, it's for the best that she isn't on a jury.

Although it does deprive us of the small but non-zero chance she would get held in contempt for farting in a courtroom

 

[FurBurger]

Although it does deprive us of the small but non-zero chance she would get held in contempt for farting in a courtroom

...hard enough to knock things over.

This great "BRAAAAAP" resonating off the wooden bench as jurors to either side of her get vibrated off the end.

 

[guest]

That doctor just wanted her to get the hell out of his office. ADHD/depression/insomnia? They make pills for each of those but this lazy bum can’t even be bothered to take medication. She’s bragging about being a useless sack of shit and she’s in her 30s? That irresponsibility is “cute” when you’re young but by 30 its pathetic.

They don't make BBQ taste Zoloft.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

It's so easy to get out of jury duty. Just don't be a middle aged white woman and you're dismissed.